triana

Hey

[𝓴 @ifuliedownhere]

Opening twitter like it’s the morning paper

[miia @miiagarro]

men be scared you're gonna use them for their $147 dollars

[scoubidou @imstukintraffic]

Its so interesting how women cope with this by being like "these men are probably balding incels whove never touched a woman" like sorry guys its high time to accept that these are in fact the men youre dating and marrying. They hate you!

[triana @trianapoop]

@Edscott901 You Suck.

[Ray Wise Saying F-Slur in Napa Boys @TheDougFiles]

Nobody could tell me shit if Nolan said my film “works like a motherfucker”

[clintoris @clintoris]

Didn’t go outside today

[۟ @biondcd]

when i first heard the lyric “you probably treating him like a prize, me? i treat him like he disgusting”

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

There’s worms in the beef and there is poop on the lettuce and tomato. Cheese isn’t real and the ketchup gives you cancer. They’ve ruined the burger. And we just watched.

[feral stardust @celestialxsigh]

Annoying women always win in the end bc theyre honest and vulnerable and work on themselves

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

Lena Dunham has been avenged of everyone who was mean to her in the 2010s, as the prophecy foretold.

[triana @trianapoop]

can a girl get a fuckinf break

[Rocktimus Prime @whaley0209]

@thechosenberg

[Praise @tufpraise]

All this in just 4 years.

Remember when they insisted it was impossible to build green infrastructure quickly enough

[mar @onlytheblye]

this is how 90% of interactions on this app go now because of the literacy crisis

[Aimy 🍓🥛 @erdbeermilcher]

Marie Antoinette ist für deutlich weniger gestorben

[antonella @nvstyona]

es realmente la serie mas graciosa del mundo y esta hecha solo para nosotras las mujeres

[gina @___izzymaria]

LMAAAAAOOOOO, we all know what this means and this shouldn’t be celebrated.

[Milu @dollisheart]

In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i’m sure

[MELrose MELtdown ꩜ @franjadatidinha]

i think you’re whats wrong with me