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get therapy or get laid

[triangle @triangleboiii]

one of the lowest points in my life was when i went to dallas for a 3-day competition and on night 2 i ate $3 tacos in my polar bear PJs while watching theeya vela seyanum kumaru all alone in an empty 4-star hotel while the other 300 kids went out and had fun in downtown dallas

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@madhlad every day is a struggle for 3-brain-celled creatures like myself 🤠🙏💗

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🌌TRU STORY🌌
i was feeling rly sad 😰 and lonely 🤓😥😣 because i have 0 frndz 👭👬👫 at my school 😔👉👈 but then my 10th grade 😱🤓 geography 🌏⛈️☀️ teacher 👩‍🏫 sent ✉️ me a whatsapp msg 👉💦📲 for a free 😱👅 basket of cadbury dairy milk 🍫🍫🧺 nd i feel loved 🥰💕 again 😎🤘

[triangle @triangleboiii]

dear american gen z females: liking boba tea is not a personality trait there i said it

[annie @thisyearsgurl]

microdosing being a milf by eating a bowl of strawberry special k

[alien peach @taxtherichh]

pro tip: if you got strict parents start rebelling young so you set and lower expectations otherwise you’re gonna be 20 asking your mum if you can dye your hair

[triangle @triangleboiii]

not 4th std me fresh from the US and repeatedly saying "arey yaar" to fit in with my 90% vadak class

[syzygy @SyzygyInfinite]

Damn The Office, Friends and B99 directors really deserve more pay. They made the shows and with them, half of your personality.

[prance @bocxtop]

my trauma stays between me, my family, and the admissions officer who read my essay for a school i didn’t get into

[triangle @triangleboiii]

sure cemeteries are scary as fuck, but have you ever made small talk?

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mfs on reddit be like "chance me for t20s even though i know i'm getting rejected everywhere oop" and then turn out to be valedictorian olympic gold medalists curing cancer

[triangle @triangleboiii]

crying because i remembered the time i punched a kid in the shoulder for calling me a slut and everyone clapped and i bowed down and left the class,, it was at that moment i rly peaked man 😔

[THE SWAG 🥶 @returnofswagnft]

if i say “huh” like 5 times, don’t say nevermind. please don’t give up on me, i’m really trying my best

[triangle @triangleboiii]

he's mf cute asf but can't keep up a convo to save his life = pain lvl 5000

[triangle @triangleboiii]

@skyee_highh no

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@soggydoritoboi just gave me my first retweet! i'm officially twitter famous! n i'll be signing autographs on monday! xx

[⁷Beeᵗˢ❤️‍🔥 IS SEEING BTS @c0wboylikebee]

dear fucking god. what the fuck is a statement of purpose. I just wanna leave this household and study in your college man. how's that for a statement of purpose.

[triangle @triangleboiii]

uttar pradesh truly is the florida of india

[triangle @triangleboiii]

@soggydoritoboi kid i'm str8 but not THAT str8

[triangle @triangleboiii]

shawn mendes kisses camila cabello's toes and gets called an icon but when i do it it's "911?"
😔😔😔

[triangle @triangleboiii]

as my neighbors and fam gather water from a swimming pool and melt snow from outside for water to flush toilets and huddle in blankets because the heaters stopped working days ago along with the water supply, i think of how @SenTedCruz boarded a flight to cancun with his fam 😍😍

[anti pigeon @aluminiummaiden]

My dad's sense of humor is just indianizing western names. Wtf is Gordon ramaswamy

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

Wasn’t planning on spending my hottest years living like the grandparents in Charlie and the Chcolate Factory but here we are