I-Hate-Triangles

I hate triangles, they're the worst!

[I-Hate-Triangles @triangles_i]

Life got ya down? Blame the triangles.
#triangles #trianglessuck #trianglesaretheworst

[I-Hate-Triangles @triangles_i]

It's always the fucking triangles.
#triangles #trianglessuck #trianglesaretheworst

[I-Hate-Triangles @triangles_i]

Also I still hate triangles.

[I-Hate-Triangles @triangles_i]

Hey @jackblack do you want to play on a 24 hour Dungeons and Dragons stream run by @DreadedGM ? If so, you can play for as little or as much as you like.

[I-Hate-Triangles @triangles_i]

Triangles have contributed less to humanity than I have, and I don't do shit.
Be better than the triangles kids.
#triangles #trianglessuck #trianglesaretheworst #MotivationalQuotes #motivation #bebetter

[I-Hate-Triangles @triangles_i]

I hate triangles, and you should too.
#triangles #trianglessuck #trianglesaretheworst #Ihatetriangles #andyoushouldtoo

[I-Hate-Triangles @triangles_i]

This poor eye, trapped atop a pyramid, confined within a triangle. Surely it must weep?
#triangles #trianglessuck #trianglesaretheworst #Illuminati #theilluminatiprobablydidthisright? #pyramidssucktoo

[I-Hate-Triangles @triangles_i]

Today I mistook the tweeting of a bird for a phone ringtone before remembering, birds just do that. I blame my stupidity on the triangles of course.
#triangles #trianglessuck #trianglesaretheworst #trianglesdidthistome

[I-Hate-Triangles @triangles_i]

You guys wanna know what sucks more than triangles?
Nothing.
#triangles #trianglessuck #trianglesaretheworst

[I-Hate-Triangles @triangles_i]

I can safely blame triangles for everything bad that has ever happened. Why? Because it was all their fault.
#triangles #trianglessuck #trianglesaretheworst #trianglesdideverythingbad

[I-Hate-Triangles @triangles_i]

If you've only got three straight sides, you're an asshole.
#triangles #trianglessuck #trianglesaretheworst

[I-Hate-Triangles @triangles_i]

@BrannaGoesBoom Hexagons are easily the third best shape. You know who loves hexagons? Bees, and we all know bees are (on most occasions) trustworthy sources of information and good role models.
#trianglessuck #hexagonsarelittyschnitty #beesaregoodatlikingthings

[I-Hate-Triangles @triangles_i]

Also Happy Easter, and fuck triangles.
#HappyEaster2020 #HappyEasterSunday #triangles #trianglessuck #trianglesaretheworst

[I-Hate-Triangles @triangles_i]

@ana_screams Squares? Squares are fine, squares are certified mad lads. Now if your name was "Ana Triangle", then that'd be a big fucking problem.
#trianglessuck #squaresaregoodandwholesomelads

[I-Hate-Triangles @triangles_i]

I don't know how long I've been inside. All I know is that the triangles mock me from the outside, frolicking in the sun as they wait for the downfall of humanity.
#COVID__19 #coronavirus #triangles #trianglessuck #trianglesaretheworst #theytauntme

[I-Hate-Triangles @triangles_i]

@andyweirauthor It's because triangles suck.

[I-Hate-Triangles @triangles_i]

Someone started this pandemic by coming in to contact with a triangle.
#triangles #trianglessuck #trianglsearetheworst

[I-Hate-Triangles @triangles_i]

Triangles aren't the worst thing ever. April fools, they fucking are.
#triangles #trianglessuck #trianglesaretheworst #AprilFools #AprilFoolsDay #Aprilfoolsday2020

[I-Hate-Triangles @triangles_i]

My stomach hurts and it was the triangles' fault.
#triangles #trianglessuck #trianglesaretheworst #trianglesdidthistome

[I-Hate-Triangles @triangles_i]

@IAmReviewbrah Triangles? Yes or no? No.