Princess Muffinlungs

this whole '(trying) to be an adult' business is difficult. i'm new and i'm trying.

[Princess Muffinlungs @tribecalledlene]

if you're going to be this sensitive, you should have just stayed back in 2015

[AJ+ @ajplus]

Opossums are awesome.

See exhibit A, B, C (and maybe D):
https://t.co/nok4dtmIPA

[Princess Muffinlungs @tribecalledlene]

this is why you should set your twitter to private. lol @ ppl taking what i say srsly when im joking 90% of the time https://t.co/dMNAofzOBF

[Princess Muffinlungs @tribecalledlene]

lack of sleep + awful head cold = literally sick and tired #sendhelp #orsoup

[Princess Muffinlungs @tribecalledlene]

blackberry gingerale tho

[Princess Muffinlungs @tribecalledlene]

"look at this, its food"

[Princess Muffinlungs @tribecalledlene]

my coworker took a picture of me while i was spilling a mop bucket instead of helping me. fuck you, make up your own bucket next time

[Princess Muffinlungs @tribecalledlene]

spaghetti dinner tonight for my babe :)))))))))))

[Princess Muffinlungs @tribecalledlene]

oh good st. pattys day is finally here. now we can get that done and over with #iservedrunkpeople #overnightshifts

[Princess Muffinlungs @tribecalledlene]

its so spooky out this morning :))))))) #thisismyfavouriteweather #iamsohappyrn

[Princess Muffinlungs @tribecalledlene]

eating cereal does not sound nice

[Princess Muffinlungs @tribecalledlene]

kind of upset i can't change the name of our one-on-one chats on fb, to "babe" with a bunch of hearts. i miss my phone :(

[Princess Muffinlungs @tribecalledlene]

"is everyone ready to start getting ready?" a more accurate question

[Princess Muffinlungs @tribecalledlene]

having a day with @spookygrooves ft. lots of coffee

[Princess Muffinlungs @tribecalledlene]

its an a&w breakfast, kind of day #gonnagetdiabetes

[Princess Muffinlungs @tribecalledlene]

i need caffeine revival. someone bring me a whole pot of coffee, i am so sleepy

[Princess Muffinlungs @tribecalledlene]

@sassysandersaf we only had to deal with a bar rush for a half hour before we had to reboot our systems for the day, it was so nice :')

[Princess Muffinlungs @tribecalledlene]

better fucking beg my forgiveness

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

In Alaska, it is illegal to whisper in someone’s ear while they’re moose hunting.

[Princess Muffinlungs @tribecalledlene]

glad to know that no matter how much i've changed, i'll still over-react on twitter. #sweet (maybe some day i'll achieve adult status)