Trixie Dubs

give head. stop, *breathe* get up. check your weave.

[Trixie Dubs @triciafisha]

had a customer scream at me that I'm a "bald-headed bitch" and yelled for the manager....welp, guess which bald-headed bitch is the manager on duty #howcanihelpyoutoday #haveablessedday #retail

[Trixie Dubs @triciafisha]

who are these white people? #celtics

[Trixie Dubs @triciafisha]

working retail management during the holiday season is actually an alternate reality #whatdayisit #whereami #whatishappening

[Trixie Dubs @triciafisha]

im old school and have literally no patience for technology....being a non-apple user has most definitely set me back decades #greentextbubbles

[Trixie Dubs @triciafisha]

hahah ohh lawdd but I was immediately of no use as an android user. love y'all for not giving up because you're far more tech-savvy than I

[Trixie Dubs @triciafisha]

🙏🏾bless this man and his patience

[Trixie Dubs @triciafisha]

....no mom, if you're logging into our account you would not need to "subscribe and pay $5.99 a month"

[Trixie Dubs @triciafisha]

*Matt patiently on an 18 minute call with 65-year-old Jamaicans*

[Trixie Dubs @triciafisha]

DAD WE JUST TOLD YOU IT'S THE PREGAME 🏈

[Trixie Dubs @triciafisha]

Dad: we have it on now! it's on now, on "channel 10"
Matt and I to each other: channel 10? that's pregame, no they're clearly watching the pregame
Dad: oh, Oh! *watching "the game"*
...
....
...no, no it's just pregame

[Trixie Dubs @triciafisha]

live tweeting my boyfriend face-timing my mom & dad trying to watch NFL playoffs from their iPad and/or smart tv

[Trixie Dubs @triciafisha]

I love my job when I'm not doing everyone else's job

[ashantégayle @ashantegayle]

Brookwood really brainwashed me into thinking that a t-shirt and jeans is not appropriate school/work attire. Maybe that’s the reason I don’t know how to style jeans well 😂😂 #khakisandchords

[Trixie Dubs @triciafisha]

@ashantegayle ....you're not wrong for that

[Trixie Dubs @triciafisha]

what the fuck. as of two minutes ago I thought today was monday. #nowork #nosenseoftime

[Trixie Dubs @triciafisha]

❤️🧡💛 i can't put into words how much i love my friends. 💚💙💜

blackouts at kowloon, droppin' into full out splits on tha wild rover dance flo, takin' over the DJ booth with only jams from the '90s/early 2000s,… https://t.co/nBE32LgBst

[Trixie Dubs @triciafisha]

If I don't check my credit card statement it's like I never spent the money, right? #sure

[Trixie Dubs @triciafisha]

Ran down the streets of Charleston, SC in my underwear, went on an accidental 4 mile walk and managed to chip my back molar 🥂 🤷🏾‍♀️ #AnotherSuccesfulBacheloretteWeekend #BlackoutRackOut

[Trixie Dubs @triciafisha]

"I spilled Truly down my titties" -hannah #SNHUwedding

[Trixie Dubs @triciafisha]

a customer at work told me she liked my hair....meanwhile I looked in the mirror and my hair looks like a raccoon is nesting in it #FakeItTilYouMakeIt