@trickstercanine@JadekatAngst former us president barack obama tweets from his beach house in califorina "please read homestuck i love the little vampire woman who kills the internalized homophobia one." he went on to win the election again.
I do still think dvkt are a little codependent but also like to be fair to them who the fuck else are they supposed to hagn out with. Jake? homewrecker, hates Dave. Callie? Callies chill but Dave is mad about the suicide thing. jade? the horrors. JANE???? the horrors. roxy? apolo
@kyle_but_n0t@JadekatAngst 'jade will kill dirk' 'June will kill dirk' kanaya will methodically remove his eyes from their sockets with a melon baller and it will be okay because its kanaya
@victoryshowers@karkatbug I’m like actually genuinely pondering if he’s cut or not like is Bro the type of guy to think it’s mutilation or is he the type of guy to do it himself with a katana?? It’s important because of potential bulge-tip-under-foreskin action
@JadekatAngst I don’t want to subject her to them if I was chasing after my wife while she was getting emotionally abused by her weird ass brotherdad and my brother in law rocks up unable to keep his hands off his bf id straight up kill them both. Nothing but ash