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My name is Sugar Candy. I’m blonde. I am here to fight blonde racism and prove blondes are very smart.

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I heard this RFK Jr guy is going to outlaw sugar and candy. My name is Sugar Candy. Why am I being targeted? #endblonderacism

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@NarutoNolimits It’s all the same ridiculousness. Nothing is about We The People or our future. These are the same hypocrites that support abortion up till the day of conception.

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@Suzierizzo1 Heart burn meds

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@coffee_anytime Bring it on. Lol. We aren’t criminals.

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@keithsamui @MAGAARMY_ That’s what he’s doing. Hello

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@jasonscheer She’d rather have ti ball than give it to a kid. Hah

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@marlene4719 You must be kidding.

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@atensnut All part of the plan to make everyone poor in America. It’s not about equity-equal poverty Dems voters are obedient commies.

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@FBIDDBongino @FBIMinneapolis Our hero!

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@StephenKing She’s a proven liar even under Biden.

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Fans, I can’t get this account verified by X. I work too hard at being funny. Without a blue check mark, it limits my visibility . Which is disappointing. My account is far funnier than others making a fortune with crap content. Nothing original. Luv you all @sweetcarolinatv

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My Mom and Dad were so cool. They’re divorced. Daddy took off with Nanny and Mommy Dearest fell in love with the pool boy that later turned into a Walk Street legend. His death was very unexpected. Just after he filed for divorce. I hope to be as happy as my parents one day.

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@MlkeServedio Haha you’re talking to a tech dummy which in no way takes away from my blonde genius

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This is an outrage. I have my Sugar Candy song ready for release. But there is no way I can download it to X. I can only share it in a text. Whaa!

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@jpoconnor717 I can only text it. But they’re in the song lyrics.

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Good Monday morning Fans. I got huge news. I’m on my way to record my first song. I was discovered by an AI music scout at a Karaoke bar. He thinks I’ve got potential. I’ll release it here first before it hits the airways. Just think: You can say you knew me back in the day.

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@JohnGraves3224 The usual. Big

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I don’t get it. No one is responding to my profile on Online dating sites. I kept it simple and easy to read. “Wanted sunset wedding ASAP. Must have a yacht.” I think the problem is my pic. A lot of men are allergic to roses. That’s why they always forget to buy them.

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@_real_ask Oh my

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Good night Fans. Fabs and Fluffy are playing hide and seek again. Last time Fabs hide inside Fluffy’s tummy and I had to take them to the vet. Such rascals.

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@JonnyHollywooda Oh that’s it!

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I’m depressed. I’ve been drinking Smart Water for year hoping to become a genius. But my IQ has stayed at 90. I guess 90% is good enough. But I really wanted to get to 100. Which would put me at Musk’s level. 💯

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@RayDeanTur67607 That’s what I wrote. But I never heard of him. But he must be a great Patriot.

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I got a hot date tonight with a guy I met online. He’s a total Patriot and loves Tom Brady. I have know idea who that guy is but I’m a Patriot too. I spent the day finding the perfect outfit to wear. I think the crown adds a touch of class. Do you agree? 👍