Phil Clarke

[Phil Clarke @triflemonster]

@DanEastman2023 @HormuzReport Let’s bankrupt @DanEastman2023. How? By giving him $1m a year…

[Phil Clarke @triflemonster]

@RupertMyers Sky appear to have edited together two pieces of footage of different soldiers here. BBC show that he was given immediate medical attention and taken straight off the parade ground. https://t.co/D167tYmH9v

[Jimmy McLoughlin 🐑 @jimmym]

💥 💥 There is possibly just 10 days to Save Derby County

✍️ to your MP and ask them to do four things, template below, but PLEASE personalise it

You can find your MP and their email at https://t.co/mF5pNOmnIq

Template 👉👉 https://t.co/YGuJV6tFn6 #DCFCfans #SaveDerby

[Phil Clarke @triflemonster]

@patrick_kidd ‘Pro-offal’ is going in my bio…

[Ryan Shorthouse @RyanShorthouse]

📢 Tomorrow, on the anniversary of the 7/7 London bombings, @WeAreBrightBlue hosts our next Ludgate Lecture with Jonathan Hall QC, the Independent Reviewer of Terrorism Legislation

📺 Watch here: https://t.co/GXrjrMBwj3

[Phil Clarke @triflemonster]

@RupertMyers Screenshot...

[Phil Clarke @triflemonster]

@kirstymerryn I want tiger stripes now. They sound cool. x

[Phil Clarke @triflemonster]

@kirstymerryn YES! And newspapers that end an article with a host of links to fake news sites! How is that either okay or even a thing?!

[Phil Clarke @triflemonster]

@hansmollman Yeah, wasps. Finally an upside to lockdown. What are all the wasps doing now they can’t invade picnics and pub gardens?

[Phil Clarke @triflemonster]

@jameskirkup Very enjoyable lunchtime read, thank you. Great to see some @WeAreBrightBlue research thrown in too!

[Phil Clarke @triflemonster]

@fairycakes It’s on my dinner party play list. Never fails to get everyone, whatever their politics, nostalgic.

[Phil Clarke @triflemonster]

@annavanpraagh Obsessed!!! She sounds so ghastly yet so irresistibly news-worthy!!!

[Phil Clarke @triflemonster]

@MrEugeneGrant Of course, absolutely, very happy to and will tomorrow when I'm in the office. But I wonder if there's further scope to actively de-glamourise rather than simply deleting stuff from the internet? May I email/PM you?

[Phil Clarke @triflemonster]

@MrEugeneGrant Hi @MrEugeneGrant, thanks for this; glad you're a reader. I'm not making light at all, the film Wolf of Wall Street does. I'm not advocating it (or cocaine, or any number of other awful things Belfont does), I'm just referring to the film. Very happy to change if it would help.

[Phil Clarke @triflemonster]

If fried bread be the food of love, crouton...

[Grant Tucker @GrantTucker]

I regret to inform you that this is how Joe Wicks pronounces Wensleydale.

[Phil Clarke @triflemonster]

@SorrelMayWood Is this satire?

[Phil Clarke @triflemonster]

@lottyburns Nb am also a non-carpenter and do not have yellowed paged 1920s manual. I do, however, have YouTube and a very big hammer. What could go wrong?

[Phil Clarke @triflemonster]

@lottyburns Ooh, I am planning to do exactly this this weekend!!! Pulley wheel broke in the ‘up’ position and had to hack into the wooden mechanism to get down. Now have replacent bits but involves taking the whole thing apart!!

[Phil Clarke @triflemonster]

@lottyburns Can I purée?