Trifon Petrov

[Trifon Petrov @trifonpetrov]

1000$ to whoever bangs Kamils girlfriend. Message me for her number.

[Trifon Petrov @trifonpetrov]

Nice car doichebag @StlhnddStingray

[Trifon Petrov @trifonpetrov]

Talk with my ex over 6 hours on the phone wtf is wrong with me I didn't talk that long with her for the whole time we were dating!

[Trifon Petrov @trifonpetrov]

Came home from work to find out that my roomy has mental disabilities and used to live in psychiatric clinic it's okay cuz he has rent money

[Trifon Petrov @trifonpetrov]

Thought this guy is talking to himself but then realize he bought a router and talks with other weird people over the internet.

[Trifon Petrov @trifonpetrov]

Told to my new roommate if he touch my shit I will fuck him up so bad that his parents won't be able to afford the hospital bill.

[Trifon Petrov @trifonpetrov]

@ozzyhatesben couldn't you warn me dude I couldn't handle my laugh!

[Trifon Petrov @trifonpetrov]

@ozzyhatesben dude WTF I laughed at his face

[Trifon Petrov @trifonpetrov]

You don't realize how small you are until you hang with a 280 pounds pro bodybuilder.

[Trifon Petrov @trifonpetrov]

Got the chance to hangout with @PHILHEATH coach tomorrow but I have a date. The choice is easy and obvious his coach over random girl anyday

[Trifon Petrov @trifonpetrov]

@ozzyhatesben Joel is here and he told me he used to box I told him we should sparing and he change the subject

[Trifon Petrov @trifonpetrov]

Going to @ozzyhatesben house for a bbq and his mom shouts at me "Trifon! Happy Father's Day you should have at least 1 kid out there right?"

[Trifon Petrov @trifonpetrov]

@darthmaulpaul @Stephyyyy_anne congrats on the wedding and sorry for missing it! Btw Steph your dad looks way cool!

[Trifon Petrov @trifonpetrov]

Sorry bro me and Tara eat them all

[Trifon Petrov @trifonpetrov]

@ozzyhatesben dude Tara just gave me shit ton donuts do you want me to bring them home or I should give them to the homeless people?

[Trifon Petrov @trifonpetrov]

@ozzyhatesben the point was if I have met her kid not if I were a douche and stuff hahaha! btw you should eat this protein bar on the table

[Trifon Petrov @trifonpetrov]

@ozzyhatesben @EmoGandalf shut up I've already dated a girl that had a kid and I met the kid retard

[Trifon Petrov @trifonpetrov]

@ben_greenwalt I'm always replaying to him he is funny!! I stopped checking this app but I logged and posted some new pics so he message

[Trifon Petrov @trifonpetrov]

@ben_greenwalt like 2 months ago he send me this super long message about how shitty his life is and he wanna look good. I laughed to much!

[Trifon Petrov @trifonpetrov]

My homie is back spamming me the terror begins again