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Proud mommy ❤️

[katie @trigg_katie]

Called my sister boobie for the first time in 20 years and tbh I don’t think anything this week has made me happier 😂😂

[katie @trigg_katie]

Friendly reminder that not wearing lipstick will result in concealer lips… which is never, ever a move.

That’s all.

[katie @trigg_katie]

Me: *crying bc hadleighs dad isn’t gonna be home like he said he would and I hate when she’s hurt.”

Hadleigh: “I’m glad he’s not home so I can stay with you and play at home”

Allllllllllllrighty then kiddo 😂😂😂

[katie @trigg_katie]

Can someone plz tell me what is up with the planets sending all these men towards me because I have gotten a ridiculous number of dick pics today

None of which I’ve asked for 🥴🤢

[katie @trigg_katie]

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[katie @trigg_katie]

So we’re just gonna pretend we weren’t forced to read Fahrenheit 451 as kids and start banning books? Tf?!

[katie @trigg_katie]

@Schmidyyy Like if it comes with a vaccination card…………

[katie @trigg_katie]

I am not part of the 106%

[katie @trigg_katie]

Yes because the dirty looks I get at the bar from other women are totally deserved. I killed their cat, actually.

Honestly stop.

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

“other girls are mean to me bc they’re jealous bc im pretty” are you sure they’re not mean to you bc you say shit like that

[katie @trigg_katie]

This was my first sign it was time to get diagnosed 😂😂😂

[katie @trigg_katie]

Yeah bc there’s not a difference between studied vaccines with known long term side-effects and a brand new vaccine with no long term research. Those are totally the same.

[V3rbal @malcolmbarrett]

Y’all do realize that if you went to public, private school or daycare in America you’ve proly already been vaccinated like 10x by the time you were one years old, right?

Which means a majority of antivaxxers are, y’know… vaccinated.

[katie @trigg_katie]

As overheard on my bosses phone conversation:

“You don’t need therapy you just need to stop buying ramen noodles”

[katie @trigg_katie]

@jennnlich Setting boundaries is a beautiful thing for your mental health 💕💕

[Blake Henry @Blakehenry3]

Help me out!! 350 retweets! Busch to the moon! @BuschBeer @countryconcert

[katie @trigg_katie]

I’m sorry but if you work in any kind of hiring position and you’re still a democrat I 100% think you’re the stupidest person on this planet

[katie @trigg_katie]

“Would you subscribe to my only fans if I made one?”

“I’ve already seen you naked”

[katie @trigg_katie]

“Wanna go out tomorrow? Wanna get rowdy?”

“Idk what rowdy looks like. You do a lot of shit I don’t do.” 😂😂😂😂

[katie @trigg_katie]

Just called a screw top bottle of wine with no glass a “road pop”

Is this where I admit I have a problem?

[katie @trigg_katie]

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[katie @trigg_katie]

@DerrickJewell15 You’re such a dick lol