sonu ⚡️

intellectual n sexual (please don’t take me seriously)

[Joe James @joewgli]

Bare ppl forget they can get banged in the face

[em @emily_oconnelll]

can you imagine being on x factor back in the day and going to dublin with louis walsh instead of the other judges houses in malibu and barbados I’d actually kill myself

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

On my way to Beijing in Air Force One

[sonu ⚡️ @triggered3000]

Let’s keep it going guys

[sonu ⚡️ @triggered3000]

Forgot how hilarious twitter was wow love it here xx

[sonu ⚡️ @triggered3000]

!!!!!

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

Airports really missed the mark on not having nail salons.

[eve @bubblegumbword]

Interview tip: when the boss asks if you have any questions for them, ask what their body count is 💯

[miia @miiagarro]

wasted 6 months instead of 2 years like last time #improving

[sonu ⚡️ @triggered3000]

Natasha Bedingfield was right when she said feel the rain on ur skin. That’s a v wonderful feeling

[sonu ⚡️ @triggered3000]

Sussing out someone’s sense of humour. What an art

[sonu ⚡️ @triggered3000]

Was literally in love for 9H+. Even napped on his lap 🙏🏽

[redrum @griffisu]

kinda fucked up that i’ve never sat next to a hot person on a plane but everyone who’s sat next to me has

[Softboy @softboywin]

starting the second half of your sandwich is like hell yeah baby let’s run it back

[sonu ⚡️ @triggered3000]

Real

[bd @notyaboi777]

What the fuck am I supposed to tweet about at 30 years old

[🐾 @Iittlepett]

you guys r scared of being corny meanwhile i was born on the cob

[★ @fuitsnack]

started commenting on random instagram posts/reels i come across. never did this prior to 25

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

I want all the information in the world summed up in 2 sentences 3 max

[sonu ⚡️ @triggered3000]

How come I get 0 likes on average these days?

[sonu ⚡️ @triggered3000]

What would life be without fenty fu$$y heat. Love that bitch

[24kGoldn @24kGoldn]

What did Future mean when he said “go fuck that nigga get it over with”?

Why did he say that why would you say that?

[sonu ⚡️ @triggered3000]

Hannah Fry is my president