Rebecca Reeves

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

I can't see the debate but I presume by now that Donald Trump has taken off his shirt and strangled the other candidates with it.

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

I accidentally said "pastryarchy" instead of "patriarchy" and now I have a vision for a better world

[Rebecca Reeves @trihard1997]

Is there a movie more awkward than She's the Man?#thesecondhandembarassmentisreal

[Rebecca Reeves @trihard1997]

I don't wanna debate, I just wanna sleep, and eat, eating would be nice too #debateprobs

[Female Swimmer Probs @femaleswimprobs]

Life tip: Date a swimmer

[Rebecca Reeves @trihard1997]

Sister rule #1: letting your sister drink some of your coffee when her drink is messed up

[Rebecca Reeves @trihard1997]

My mother isn't home, so I'm eating Easter candy for breakfast #lifegoals

[Rebecca Reeves @trihard1997]

I just messed up my name on my tax return. I think its safe to say I'm not ready for adulthood. #oops

[Rebecca Reeves @trihard1997]

First tourney: Prepping for months beforehand
Last tourney: Ehh, I think I have my cases and my suit
#senioritis #missingregionals

[Debater Problems @DebaterProblems]

Somebody please cite The Onion in extemp. $20 to the first person that proves beyond a reasonable doubt they did. (not)

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

Look Mr. Wendy’s, I ordered a chicken club and you gave me a stupid sandwich. I have a car full of chickens on ecstasy here. Help me out.

[nyc blonde @NYC_Blonde]

Happy Earth Day or as I like to call it "Day for the thing that revolves around me"

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

This is what happens when smurfs grow up in a secular household in Obama's America