michael 🚬🥃

i love n hate my ex bf

[ً @sumaesioso]

you’d know about deleted tweets from 2020 wouldn’t you kira

[✯ @moonteaprophet]

i'm sorry, but makarov being archer's son makes absolutely no sense #MW4spoilers

[𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙙a @desi0re]

message from 2018 but still cracks me up. thought some people would appreciate

[𝐞𝐣 .ᐣ.ᐟ @sealysoap]

i literally dgaf abt the korean plot

[Rincón Curioso @RincnCuriosoo]

"Solo es una basurita, no pasa nada". 😢

[tania 🪆 @boywaif]

Love New York. Where else can you pay for something in cash

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

realizing you're not compatible with a friend is so awkward.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Genuine question: How does the brain remember it forgets something but can't remember what it forgets???

[alexandra ✧ @alexandrasink]

Hal is such a whore I'm crying 😭

[æsc ᛉ 🎃 @mothertopixies]

I have never seen a person look more like a school shooter

[Deonteja $800 @deonteja11]

They're still doing the same thing they did in the Epstein Files. Just different location and name.

[zׁׅ֬ᨵׁׅꫀׁׅܻ ☭ @1heartdazai]

no importa lo valiente que seas, ni lo mucho que te vean agonizar de dolor estos enfermos siempre van a buscar sexualizarte

[Scott Snyder @Ssnyder1835]

people just want healthcare

[lilu ४ @lowk2012]

if we don’t get an emotional thor and loki reunion scene in doomsday im storming the marvel headquarters whos with me

[Dr. Green Buge @ MOCHI CAFE SAN DIEGO @cadysu]

"How often should I be brushing my baby's teeth"
"Every day, twice a day."
"Ohhhh. Yeah we dont do that because she hates it but im starting to notice yellow gunk on her teeth"
"...shes a baby. Brush her teeth."

[Li (jason's version) lvs aye @repautat1on]

che ustedes si saben que la gente negra no es un accesorio para verse moralmente superiores no??

[Poison💫🦇 @FinalBoyPoison]

the intentionally placed sock on the rack to make the room look more “masculine”😭