Thomas Riley

Stay cool, stay cool forever!

[David Aragona @HorseToWatch]

Here's a wild stat for you: Currently, the top 4 in the Saratoga jockey standings (F. Prat, J. Ortiz, M. Franco, I. Ortiz Jr) combine for a positive ROI at the meet. Their collective ROI after 598 total mounts is $2.09.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Money laundering should disqualify a person from being President, as should being a convicted felon, an adjudicated rapist, and a pedophile.

[Ruthless World 🇺🇲 @Ruthlessworld2]

When oil barrels hit $147.50 in 2008, gas never got over $3.80/gallon. At this moment, gas is $78 and gas is at $4/gallon. Hmmm, something seems a bit off.

[✰. @swagoszn_]

If employers want references from my previous workplace, I’d also like references from people who used to work for them.

[Daniel Fox @DanBFox1287]

13-inning game on a Thursday night in August. Nobody leaves

There’s simply nothing like Fenway when the Sox are hot

[Boston Strong @BostonStrong_34]

Dear Caleb Durbin, I apologize for doubting you. What an incredible turnaround. 🔥

[John Fanta @John_Fanta]

The Red Sox are the story of the summer.

Last night? Fell behind 4-0. Down a run in the 9th and forced extras. Gave up 2 in the 10th. Tied it. Another in the 11th. Tied it. Another in the 12th. Tied it. Then won in 13.

Boston has won 31 of 36. Insane!

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Pat Carrabis. More like STAT Carrabis.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

top 5 horror movies:

1. having a job.
2. not having a job.
3. applying for jobs.
4. the job market.
5. the concept of working my whole life.

[Rich Keefe @Keefe21]

The kids are obese.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“No one is forcing you to work at that job you hate.”

This is the biggest multi-generational lie capitalism has ever claimed.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing thier gov has been illegally taxing them for over a year and billionaires are getting the refund instead of the customers

[Alex @Alexzachary305]

Pretty sure if the Red Sox tried to get Skubal it would have required a combo of Arias, Tolle, Eyanson and more. But the dodgers get him for a piece of lint in their pocket because the league just bends over for them. There won’t be baseball next year because of them

[Riley ❄️ @rileysbetter]

This account might genuinely be the best thing to ever happen to NBA Twitter

[Adam Pellerin @adampellerin]

Red Sox record through 108 games:

2026: 57-51
2025: 57-51
2024: 57-51
2023: 57-51

[CelticsUnite @CelticsUnite18]

Throwback to when a 24 year old Jayson Tatum led the Celtics to a game 7 win in Miami.

First player to win the Larry Bird ECF trophy.

[Hogdale @Hogdale_]

Duran was yelling at Willson for not trying to tag up on a shitty shallow pop fly? Fucking loser dude get him off of my team.

[Steve Perrault @Steve_Perrault]

The Sox really had a 61-game lead on the Orioles

[Mike Wilnau @MikeWilnau]

Walmart killed Main Street, Amazon killed the shopping malls, social media killed social interaction and AI is in the early stages of killing humanity.