ile

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Lena Dunham who is your Etsy witch

[FRAG @ffragx]

how the “hell-he-copped-her”

[miya @miyarah_]

como me siento cuando me dicen que huelo muy bien

[Adam @_dams0n]

The first person you think of when Clarity comes on in a crowded bar is who you’re in love with

[ile @trilleana]

my dad will hear my moms voice in the background and immediately be ready to end the FT

[Jeremy Herbert @DDayFilms]

when the guy at Jersey Mike's hands me my sandwich

[every day i wake up @naughzyeighted]

“do you have a boyfriend?” i have a bomb strapped to my chest actually

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Nothing is sacred to these foul beasts. Everything that is beautiful is rendered profane and nightmarish by their touch.

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

A precondition to falling in love is whether I feel like I could talk to them for one hundred years

[anna (In Play, Out(s)) @rockmeannadeus]

these modern-day seinfeld edits going around are disgusting and blasphemous, because they imply that elaine could be improved upon in any way

[seanfucious @Seanfucious]

I’m assembling a team

[manuel @manwelllb_]

I think we could do it if we tried btw

[ile @trilleana]

instagram putting mfs i’ve never seen in my life on my feed is so annoying

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

Something about a butterfly flying past you

[Mar ; @ihoonlatte]

cómo se siente cuando quiero leer pero también ver una película, una serie, estar en mi teléfono y escuchar música entonces mejor me duermo

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

Whatever Jehova witnessed I’ve seen worse

[ile @trilleana]

they’re over on facebook being illiterate

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i was 11 years old laying on the floor of my bedroom listening to the scientist by coldplay acting like somebody had just killed my entire family in front of me