chickpea fanatic

[chickpea fanatic @trillomena_]

i don’t make jokes about dropping out and becoming a stripper anymore bc i’m mature and can acknowledge that i truly do not have the talent

[chickpea fanatic @trillomena_]

someone on facebook said that they saw my grandpa at church yesterday. my grandpa that died in 2019

[chickpea fanatic @trillomena_]

they need to let me moderate a debate

[Goad Gatsby @GoadGatsby]

With Marcus David-Peters Circle, the area was a community gathering space that was other cities would envious of. The public provided the materials like picnic tables, gardens, and basketball hoops and the city didn't have to lift a finger but instead choose to wipe it out.

[BIG CHEECH @DaddyBigBucks2u]

@galactamelamasc my favorite thing to paint 🤞🏾🩵

[َ @gir1genius]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SNOOPY!!!!!!

[chickpea fanatic @trillomena_]

the garbage man is smoking a black and mild on the back of the truck omg

[Malala Yousafzai @Malala]

This Barbie has a Nobel Prize 💖 He’s just Ken

[chickpea fanatic @trillomena_]

this tweet is so crazy when you think about the fact that she’s from north carolina………

[RMJ @reneerapp]

was just in richmond va against my own will and don’t take this the wrong way but wtf do y’all have going on there

[chickpea fanatic @trillomena_]

@hiwetay this movie is gonna flop. lena dunham? goodnight

[chickpea fanatic @trillomena_]

a man is singing a church hymn at karaoke omg

[chickpea fanatic @trillomena_]

being a woman is so horrific

[GL @gldivittorio]

In January I was diagnosed with a weird form of lacrimal cancer & while the US healthcare system being bad isn’t exactly a revelation, I want to give a glimpse at how that system actually functions from a patient & policy standpoint, along with legislative origins & options

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

this otter from the Oregon zoo can do slam dunks

[chickpea fanatic @trillomena_]

pickle just ate half a loaf of bread. that bitch needs to get OUT of the kitchen

[chickpea fanatic @trillomena_]

my psychiatrist is late to my zoom appointment i-

[chickpea fanatic @trillomena_]

jack just called steve maddens “steve martins”

[big shelley @notshelleyjo]

When I’m being given my day and my daily bread: 😍🤩🤑

When I’m being forgiven, my trespasses : 🤪🥳🥰

When it comes time to forgive those who trespass against me: 😷😒🤮

[chickpea fanatic @trillomena_]

how silly is it that the powerpuff girls all slept in one bed