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Rest in Paradise Pop 🕊🙏🏻💞

[🤫 @trillwalton]

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do / with your one wild and precious life?"

[🤫 @trillwalton]

@FIFAWorldCup stores in NYC out here pressing the World Cup patch on every team jersey that people bring into the store (even ones that aren’t bought in store) but won’t do it for a #Haiti jersey I brought in hmmm #NOTICING 🤔 #FIFA #WorldCup2026 #NYC

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
Me:

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

The New York Post when child sex trafficking vs. swimming with clothes on

[︎ ︎venom @venom1s]

It's the perfect day to start working out.

[Take Testosterone @maxyourtest]

Don’t wait until tomorrow

[🦇 @cartisburner__]

like chill bro

[sean @_sn_n]

the average red state is closer to Sharia Law than Zohran’s NYC

[yo @xharppp]

Codeine Crazy by Future is a top 20 rap song of all time and pretty easily the best trap song ever created.

[yo @xharppp]

Codeine crazy by future is one of the most important songs of the century.

[The Cinéprism @TheCineprism]

Only 90s Legends will remember this movie.

[FUTURE/FREEBANDZ @1future]

They dnt respect when u humble jus keepin it G. #THEREALME

[TP @OGxTP]

In honor of Future announcing his album let’s remember Jay Z sent a shot at bruh bout his son and he responded by saying “u lucky u my nigga cuz I’d fuck Beyonce” lmaoooo

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

So my dad has been ending every phone call with "stay dangerous" instead of "goodbye" for like six months now. We all thought he was just being a weird dad. Turns out he's been mishearing the ending of a podcast he listens to. The host says "stay curious" but my dad is slightly deaf in one ear. He's been going around telling his coworkers, my grandmother, and apparently his DOCTOR to "stay dangerous" this entire time. My mom only found out because his doctor called to check if everything was okay at home. My dad has now decided he likes his version better and refuses to stop. Yesterday he told a nun to stay dangerous.

[$ @jxtsummer]

i'm so happy when i get off work. i feel like i just got released from jail

[Intissar Mrd 🇲🇦 @intissar_mrd]

Le match Maroc Haïti

[𝙃𝙖𝙯𝙚 @ihyhaze]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize... they will make you feel lucky to have the job while underpaying you to do three jobs.

[Tekee @Tekeee]

Taking a job too seriously is a big sign of low intelligence