Ingenious Thoughts

Lebanese-Canadian. STOP RECYCLING TWEETS!!!

[Ingenious Thoughts @Trim___]

525,600 more minutes of misery

[Ingenious Thoughts @Trim___]

1 more minute of misery

[Toad @LearnToToad]

Talmudic law has no place in America

[CoachBroker @CoachBroker]

Billionaires are strange to me because if I hit $10m I’ll never be seen again, let alone work. Go relax bro.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Nigel Farage is not the most attacked politician in the UK. He had a milkshake thrown at him.

Jo Cox and David Amess got murdered.

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

It was a lady cop? It was a rabbi coming out of PornHub headquarters? Shooter was a communist? The other cop was named Mohammed? It was in a gun free zone? Took place in Canada?

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

This tiny event caused more outrage than Israel committing genocide.

[Michael the ★ ★ ★ @michael_the_iii]

And that’s because in Canada splitting a bill is like “can we split the bill?” and the server replies “sure”.

[RosemaryThe 🏠 @RoseTheRoseThe]

Try 10 hours without Keir Starmer

[✿ · Amari #gatytwt @gatythinker]

get a fucking dictionary

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Doing such a blatant Ben & Jerry's ripoff (because you're mad they're boycotting you) is just sad

[onion person @CantEverDie]

in america it’s illegal to touch water in public

[Aetius @AetiusRF]

Imagine writing a 104 page manifesto that no one reads and your attempt at fame gets ignored all because a female police officer randomly shot a rabbi

🫵😂

[Old Gassy @OldGassy1984]

"Please be careful, nurse, I've got an incredibly thin skin."

[Keith Burge @carryonkeith]

Rather than a General Election, I think I'd favour a full investigation into Nigel Farage's finances.

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Amazon just fired me while I’m in their van…I’m takin all this shit home bruh

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"Dear Diary,
Made the foolish mistake of doing a couple of interviews today. Thought I could deal with questions about the £5 million by saying "None of your business!" but it seems I'm expected to be 'accountable' in some way. As if! Where do people get these weird ideas from?"

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Remember when a kid got years in North Korean prison for stealing a poster and everyone was like “what a terrifying country!” and now Americans are facing years in prison for touching floating paint chips...??

[Brian Rosenworcel @bowl_of_worcel]

If you steal a paint chip it's 10 years in prison but take what you want from our Capitol, that's worth a pardon.

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

Plausibly not a soul alive likes JD Vance.