trinity

fairly reliable narrator. she/her

[trinity @trinity_cohee]

wearing my boots so they know i'm serious

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i get off work, i caramelize one batch of onions, and suddenly the day is over! we don’t have time for anything these days, smh

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honestly we should be having more parties with piñatas

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not that being a woman is a bad thing, but it is much less fun than being a girl

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cradle catholic to death cab for cutie fan pipeline

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everyone always makes fun of my overfilled freezer but now that my dominant arm is broken i’m more prepared than anyone else. freezer pizza, anyone?

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me explaining to my boyfriend why i came home with 35 lbs of rice: “you see, the problem is that i was left unattended in a winco”

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https://t.co/N43o8VRJhl

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you’ve found me at a very alvvays time in my life

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hamburger HELPED

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ask not what a pound of ground beef can do for you–ask what you can do for a pound of ground beef

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today on things my cat tries to eat even though they aren’t food: unscented candle (???)

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

i believe the city of Dallas is Inherently Evil

[trinity @trinity_cohee]

you ask me to think outside the box, but you see, i don’t just think inside the box. i think inside of an even smaller box that’s inside the regular box

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craving inarizushi…why did no one tell me about it? i had to go all the way to japan to find out i’ve been missing out on those delicious little pockets my whole life

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https://t.co/jGBw9KFlP3

[꩜ @adorewordss]

another day of feeling slightly nauseous and weird about everything

[trinity @trinity_cohee]

watership down is just LOTR but rabbits

[trinity @trinity_cohee]

nothing wrong with balding, unless you’re a bad person. then it’s definitely a negative

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https://t.co/mYZJhyGaaA