pillowelf

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I wish someone from the monarchy died every grandfinal

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Managed to weasel back into this account after being hacked and ngl I’m pretty funny

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Why is melbourne bereft if public bins?

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No one ever said anything nice after "just so you know..."

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Having formed my annoying and unique personality around lotr memes means that I get off when someone sends a lotr meme that is both new to me and to which slapeth

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xxl-nails made my vibe more accessible

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Don't mind me, pulling out these here drain plants off this here street (me to every one of my neighbours)

[lagipoiva @lagipoiva]

When you a Minister in the north and gangster Chief in the south :)
Loving display of utter cultural regard by NZ former Minister for Pacific Peoples @AupitoWSio_MP, a Samoan Chief, for his final speech at NZ Parliament.
Oh, and my sister made the tuiga!
📷Marty Melville

[pillowelf @trinityistheone]

Comrades are always about the means of production, but I need the means to roam

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The most union thing you can do is bitch to your fellow comrades about the bloody union

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Fb marketplace ad... 253 messages and two days later, nobody's getting a response

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Why does every adventure fantasy anime have to have a gropey blonde kid in the troupe?

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The Lincoln should be where the ASU building is for that beaut afternoon sun-alfresco-pint vibe

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This world ain't made for the willy nillys like me

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This is the second Puss in Boots movie I've cried in

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My dream is to one day meet puss in boots

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@cannolicowgirl @dee_sharp I just wanna know, DEE do you out your phone of aeroplane mode or completely off in the cinema?

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Just walked around my block, over a main street, ahead of multiple people, with my skirt tucked into my undies

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Steady serving at the orchestra tonight, out here looking for my very own Mehmed II

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Once again, it has come to my attention that my purpose in life may be to council older men