Katreezy

Other people are better at this than me. Educator-Crafter-Baker-Beer peddler-Hit or miss comedian-Far from master gardener-Always tired.

[Katreezy @trinosaurusrex]

“Do you consider yourself a risk taker?”
“Well, let me put it to you this way, I never check the eggs in the carton before I buy them.”

[Katreezy @trinosaurusrex]

i agree w/joeseph—time and place matter. @PizzaLuce lasagna is a winner. but the wings at #runyuns never fail to satisfy. but in a must-choose, i’m getting the pasta.
@WCCO

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Today was the day Donald trump finally became president

[Katreezy @trinosaurusrex]

@crumr018 i had squirrels chew through my kitchen window screen in TWO places. absolutely menaces to society.

[Katreezy @trinosaurusrex]

twitter is just junk now. like all clickbait and garbage.

[Katreezy @trinosaurusrex]

@anloftus28

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ystrdy at @target i told an employee there was a gal. of milk behind a display. she went “oh yeah, i know.” i said it felt warm. & she said “i think it’s been there for a few days” like she gave no indication that she would take care of it. wut? that was bonkers to me.

[Katreezy @trinosaurusrex]

oh hey @savittj i’ll have to scope out the book! #unrealathletes

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@anloftus28 i would take an ernie-albert hybrid cat. lol

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@messedupfoods

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@anloftus28 @parlourbars even mcdons is $$$ now. and the parlour burger doesn’t leave me feeling sad.

[Katreezy @trinosaurusrex]

@anloftus28 this made my dad LOL

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@BokononsProphet owning a petting zoo…of stuffed animals

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this quote lives rent-free in my head and i thought it was just me. and “is that a peach fruit roll up?”

[Katreezy @trinosaurusrex]

@crumr018 @theluckywill chronic adjustment disorder (deluxe edition)?

[Katreezy @trinosaurusrex]

@anloftus28 omg this is 100% my feelings too

[Katreezy @trinosaurusrex]

thank you @heatherbrown21 for naming it! ghosting is a dating thing when people don’t have the respect to tell someone they aren’t into it. friends flake, not ghost! ha

[Katreezy @trinosaurusrex]

@NoContextBrits “Sausage” instead of “Roxanne” (sing it)

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@anloftus28 i’ll make you one! i need to practice!

[Katreezy @trinosaurusrex]

@gretch_brown i think i have to go in, just to gawk

[Katreezy @trinosaurusrex]

i bribe myself with buying coffee a lot.