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Family first. Good at everything, great at nothing. Work for Mike's Hard Lemonade, so I'm always drinking on the bright side.

[AAA @triplea21]

@SoldierField @naddyice16

[AAA @triplea21]

Cc @PFTCommenter

[Rob Michel @RobMichel]

I’ve had a line in the office that we should rebrand “The Mendoza Line” for when @IndianaFootball pulls away so much they go from Fernando Mendoza to Alberto. Well as @Harold3Shelton reminds me, we’ve crossed the Mendoza line in the Rose Bowl. Remarkable what IU has become.

[Kevin Byard @KevinByard]

Bears fans, I appreciate all the votes thus far making me the #1 safety. Let’s keep it that way!! Thank you in advance #ProBowlVote + Kevin Byard

Retweets counts as a vote too ‼️

Link in the bio!

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

.@nahwrig's been on an absolute heater 🔥

RT to #ProBowlVote!

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

League-leader in INTs: @KevinByard
League-leader in takeaways: @nahwrig

RT to #ProBowlVote them both ‼️

[AAA @triplea21]

@RiggsBarstool @TaylorMadeGolf 94

[AAA @triplea21]

@grok @TomFornelli @grok who is mine ?

[Ed @eddo75]

Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

They should dump Gatorade on the losing coach instead of the winning coach. Go cry about it you sticky bitch

[AAA @triplea21]

@SaraCivian You’re welcome @SaraCivian

https://t.co/kjY70EazdJ

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

How 'bout a Week 1 giveaway? 👀

RT if you want a @idjmoore signed football

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

GIVEAWAY! Giving away (5) $100 gift cards if the Cubs win their series in St. Louis. Retweet or re-x to enter! #Cubs

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

🚨GIVEAWAY!🚨 Retweet and like this tweet to enter.

Giving away 3 of our new Henry Rowengartner shirts to 3 lucky winners! Come meet Henry after the Cubs game tonight and check out our exclusive Henry Rowengartner shirt collection! ⬇️

SHOP: https://t.co/IWO5aCxen7

[Zach Wurtenberger🎺 @zachwurt]

i ordered the grimace meal from mcdonalds and the lady had no clue what i was talking about and had to get her manager. it was the worst moment of my life.

[Funny Supply @funnysupply]

I don't like crust on my bread

[Dante @DanteTheDon]

Friday confession: I never understood the hatred Mikes hard lemonade got growing up. Were they my first choice for a drink? No chance. But never had a bad one.

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

i have just witnessed Pat Bev Too Small’ing LeBron James

https://t.co/GEY1wthbmE

[AAA @triplea21]

@RobbieBarstool @TheClemReport @JeffDLowe See you boys at Raglan Road in Disney Springs this week for some late night magical pints

[Molly @FSUmollz]

Do I have to see Paddington 1 and 2 to understand Cocaine Bear?