Pork Tornada

Witches confused by their own magic. Witches displeased by their own perfume. 👋 I'm in a band called The Country Sluts. Gay wannabe horse girl.

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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Nobody even really likes turkey

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My favorite thing about a holiday is going for a walk

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You should be able to spend the night in a house before buying it.

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@melindo64 That’s a combo of Melinda and Vanessa. Was he thinking about me?

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Do you think I’m pretty?

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@melindo64 I thought when you said gotye it was an acronym

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@melindo64 Oh yes I know it well

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Grammy would have loved smash burgers

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How bad is it if your battery in your truck sometimes falls on top of the engine?

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@melindo64 I love this cuz they look so dumb

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@melindo64 You know I only come here once a week

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Something weird is happening to me where everyone I see on the street is saying hi to me or telling me took beautiful or that my dog is cute.

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Not the earthquake emergency kit costing $170 on Amazon

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DT doesn’t know what quantum computing is

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Debate stage lighting is fucked

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@AllisonPons Cuties!

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@melindo64 SENSITIVE RECIPE who bought that

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One of my eyelids is swollen today and I feel like that side of my face looks better than the regular one…

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Lil Jon I can’t