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[B LOU @BLouu]

Nah it was just Paraguy 😂😂

[Bishop @triprunrr]

This might be the worse take I ever seen

[Yonan @yonann]

Kevin O'Leary says Apple's genius is making people pay 5x more for a laptop they could buy for $350

"you can buy an Apple laptop, average price about $1,800, or you can buy the same functionality for $350 on a Windows laptop"

"but you still pay $1,800. Why? Brand"

"you're paying a 5x multiple in some cases for something that is exactly like a Windows machine"

"I put that out to people, they say, yeah, but it's not an Apple. So there is the genius of Jobs"

[Never Take An L🤷🏽‍♂️ @Nezzzooo]

got tired of being called a “GTA clone” and ruined their entire Franchise lmao

[Google @Google]

Today, we introduced Gemini Intelligence, which brings the best of Gemini to our most advanced devices.

Gemini Intelligence integrates premium hardware and innovative software to help you stay a step ahead and work proactively to get things done throughout your day. #TheAndroidShow

[Rjey @RjeyTech]

If you bought a Whoop, I feel sorry for you.

Google’s Fitbit Air just made it look silly

- $100 one time payment vs Whoop’s $199–$359/year forever

- Free tier actually works HR, sleep, SpO2, HRV, recovery, no paywall

- Optional $10/mo for Gemini Health Coach (vs Whoop where the sub is mandatory)

- Gemini analyzes meal photos, not just biometrics. Whoop can’t touch that

- Conversational health AI ask questions like why was I tired Tuesday?and get a real answer

- Open data platform Apple Watch, Garmin, third-party data all flow into Google Health

- 7-day battery, 5-min quick charge = full day

-Whoop just got a $10B valuation… and Google undercut them by 50% on day one

[Bishop @triprunrr]

@TheCassieSenor 😂😂😂😂😂can’t even disagree wit that

[Nacho @IatNacho]

Es el peor actor del mundo si le dijeron que era una boda y puso esa cara

[Bishop @triprunrr]

Bryce fucking Harper

[Shedyfooty @Shedyfooty]

Black Men Who Have Won the #Oscar for Best Actor

Sidney Poitier — 1964
Denzel Washington — 2002
Jamie Foxx — 2005
Forest Whitaker — 2007
Will Smith — 2022
Michael B. Jordan — 2026… Show more

[kaydenciaga⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @i30clip]

u knew damn well apple greedy ass wasn’t giving u an OLED display for $500🙏🏽😭

[Shishir @ShishirShelke1]

I don’t understand why people get so furious about someone paying for YouTube Premium.

It works everywhere on your phone, TV, laptop, and PC because it’s built into YouTube. You get background play, downloads, no ads, and YouTube Music.

Some people are okay paying for convenience. Not everyone wants to install third party apps or use alternate browsers. With student or family plans, it makes even more sense.

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

Amari actually played real nba minutes. Like what the fuck are we doing?

[Apple Hub @theapplehub]

It's official! Apple has announced a special event for March 4 in NYC 🚨

[Bishop @triprunrr]

@TheCassieSenor I dont even be knowing if im supposed to correct you anymore

[Ryan @datboywolf]

boy i aint seen the TL cook a QB like this in years 😭

[Brenna Greene @BrennaGreene_]

Curt Cignetti and Dan Lanning were asked about all four HCs left in CFP having been at one point on Nick Saban's staff:

Cignetti: "I felt after one year with Coach Saban, I learned more about how to run a program than I maybe did the previous 27 as an assistant coach."

Lanning: "I was going to take a pay cut to go be a GA there. When anybody asked me why, I said I'm going to get my doctorate in football... Things I thought I knew, I realized I didn't really know anything."

[Awkward @awkwardOW]

Hot take: People that "play for fun" are just saying it to cope for the fact that they aren't good.

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

Thank you for the idea ⚽️

[Jenni @hashjenni]

i can’t be the only one who uses these buttons😭

[4 4 4 @SlimSleepr]

He played in damn near every christmas game since 04 lol I’d be over this shit too