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If the early bird gets the worm…Does it pay to be the late worm?

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When is Santa going to do his part to minimize global warming and ditch the coal for a green alternative.

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Do you think Guy Fieri’s spiked hair is to prevent rats from controlling his cooking. #flavortown

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The birth of paper, as we know it today, took place under the Chinese Han Dynasty in AD 105.

Rock was unmatched

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What is a gob and why do they need to be stopped?

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A zebra scans itself at the self checkout. What item is coming up?

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Camouflage should be spelled .

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The world is 70% water. All un carbonated. You cannot tell me the world isn’t flat.

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Do British web browsers use biscuits instead of cookies? #sid

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A day like today really makes you think how a baby can come up with such a popular dance . #cherubic

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Was Disney just filming a sequel to the Up? #spyballoons

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Do you think Pavlov thought about feeding his dog every time he heard a bell ring #ATC #Dawgzz

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Car manufacturers should include more of the animal kingdom when marketing cars. For example the Nissan 2019 Cube has 16,006 duck power or 162,829 squirrel power. Way more impressive. #vroom #skirt

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In the major motion picture Cars, the traffic light only blinks amber. According to the Federal Highway Administration the signal at least two opposing directions should blink red while the other blink yellow. Plot hole or Pothole? #7timechamp #FHWA

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Delivered a baby today. Named it Optimus Prime.

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New clothing idea. You have herd of apple bottom jeans. What about pear bottom jeans or orange bottom jeans. One for every mood. If were feeling crazy asparagus bottomed?? #millionaremindset #youarewgatyoueat

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For every pot hole is there a speed bump. Like do they use the material removed from pot holes to make speed bumps? #vroom #speedbump

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Do kangaroo keep chocolate chip cookies in their pouch like a built in easy bake oven. #MasterChef

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If a truck is pulling a trailer with horses, does this increase the overall horsepower of the vehicle? #lightingMcQueen #7timechamp

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On a good day they can a woodchuck can chuck around 35 cubic feet.
Punxsutawney Phil is 135 years old. That means he has chucked 1,724,625 cubic feet of wood in his life or about 80 White Houses. #howmuchwoodwouldawoodchuckchuckifawoodchuckcouldchuckwood