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aquarius. #blacklivesmatter

[hey @loveheqrts]

the balloons inside the box at the gender reveal

[zunkin @zunkinzonut]

this was actually the funniest shit ever

[📸 @THINGEO]

Remember this fella 😂😂

[Gene “Machine” Slimmons @GeneMachine44]

Let me just top you off there

[troy @troyyallen]

need august to feel like this

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

Michelob Ultra tastes like it would be okay for a baby to drink one

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

i've started answering my phone when a number i don't know rings and damn some of that shit's important

[RacheelBoo 💋 @RacheelBoo]

squirted at the gynecologist

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard while wiping my ass that the toilet paper got burned round the edges like an old pirates map

[nick. @nickholeloadeon]

fierce is fierce hunni

[ravn @mfnravn]

i was gonna make a salad but we can’t eat lettuce so i’m making mimosas

[Midwest’s #1 Beer Destroyer @cyborg_ballet]

Dude at bar urinal just #DickMogged me but it’s alright I #ForeskinMogged him

[Paxxiana Benihana @paxxiefbaby]

whoever created deodorant was fed the hell up

[erika @yeeeerika]

i love when someone says "this is gonna sound weird" because finally we're getting somewhere

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

White toddlers when you take away their heroin needles

[danny @d4nnytye]

when i sent a guy a feet pic once and he replied ‘you’ve sprained your ankle before and you didn’t let it heal properly’

[avya @seomatsu]

i actually hate this country so much what do you mean avoid fresh produce wtf am i supposed to eat then