Tris10

Shut up when you speak to me

[Tris10 @Tris1012]

I wish my life was like a movie so it could end in like an hour and 30 minutes

[Destry @DestryBrod]

I'm sorry but this burger tastes like four guys at the most.

[Cosmic 🐧 @DocCosmic98]

Breaking my cock off inside her like a bee stinger and immediately dying

[7 @GodlyDevv]

bitches be tryna get you overly drunk to fuck girl this dick not getting hard no more

[rune sword @runesword1]

killing your old master in the place where he trained you as a boy must feel good as fuuuckk

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

God was in the studio with them

[blehh @pupzypup]

bird 1: are we safe?
bird 2: yeah he only has one stone

[Evil Fawf 🩸🩸🩸 @Fawf_iguess]

dead jaywalkers can't reoffend

[BigDraco @BigDraco9elevn]

Shoutout to her for not getting them reduced because of “back problems” like all these other COWARDS

[Jay🌟 @wrdJays]

when she asks for soapy dick pics but its just a trap to get me to shower #nothappening

[wolfie 🐾 @dumbahhdoggy]

fleshlight brand called "I Can't Believe It's Not Pussy!"

[Waynehead👨🏾‍🦲 @ApplaudAhhJones]

Even if you not gay you run gay so nigga you gay

[WaywardGirl2Y5 🥃 @NoemWinchester]

He has resting mog face syndrome

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Having sex is like playing the piano…… you have to be taught how to do it by one of your grandma’s friends from church.

[Tris10 @Tris1012]

kill your local breast reduction surgeon

[Mid Castizas @castiza]

Look how much better her top fits her after!