tristan

Minnesota Timberwolves Enthusiast

[xane @xanesvg]

housekeeping

#deadlock

[Chain⛓️🔻 #TENOÍ (DELTARUNE CH5 ARC) @cChainmailDd]

MatPat being right about “Sans is from another game” without any Deltarune so he became the crazy “Sans is Ness” guy

[Travis Hancock @TBoneWFNZ]

Melo already in Minnesota. He drove there in 30 minutes.

[Michael Grady @Grady]

Two Words.

[lex @maplewedgie]

Two Words: Broken Heart 😭💔

[𓆩𝐀𝐍𝐓₅𓆪 @SaintTrece]

Thank you for everything Naz Reid, Be great in Charlotte. My demon forever 💙

[tristan @triscamean]

Excited to see what this team will do this season but I’d be lying if said I wasn’t gonna miss Naz Reid like a mf

[tristan @triscamean]

Haze players

[Genocided Asexual Coñeyeaa @Coneyeaa]

How it feels to play a Nintendo game

[tristan @triscamean]

I will never forget start of the season all-star level Randle, appreciate u mane

[Amunet @freakoutsideofx]

Happy Juneteenth!!

[✨ 🌛 DUVIRI CHUD 🌜 ✨ @DevourYourMoon]

Absolutely botched that Shawzin mini game for Sirius btw. Just a whole bunch of bullshit right in that baby’s ear

[tristan @triscamean]

also if you cheat in a CLOSED BETA video game you should be stoned to death

[tristan @triscamean]

deadlock is sick except for the fact that if you win too hard early the entire enemy team leaves the game

[tristan @triscamean]

deadlock is sick except for the fact that if you win too hard early the entire enemy team leaves the game

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

We have this, but kids cancer research was deemed wasteful spending.

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

Somebody take Mikal’s phone

[maddie @madsssagascar]

im genuinely intolerant of religion like in a way that even progressives probably think is problematic. you have this made up idea of existence from a story book and you reject the reality of the world around you to the point of hate and violence. while looking stupid as fuck

[Ghost_Mark 🏳️‍⚧️| #Hishakutwt @Ghost_Marky]

Whole fandom cheering Akemura on

[Lionzblade @LionzbladeYT]

Why do G2 fly to every single international to shit their pants? Why do they show up in Shanghai, Santiago, Bangkok, or whatever tax-haven arena Riot books this year just to get absolutely bodied in the group stage? It's not for "experience." It's not to "win an international." It's for the frequent flyer points. Every time they qualify for Masters or Champions, the entire roster collectively creams their pants thinking about the miles. While you’re sitting in discord servers malding over a 1v4 clutch, these guys are in the team Discord calculating exactly how many more losses they need before they can upgrade to business class on the way back from London. It all started in 2024. G2 gets invited to their first big international. They show up and suddenly the entire org gets a notification: "Congratulations! You've earned 187,420 SkyMiles™. You are now Gold Elite Status." The players looked at each other like they just discovered a new ability. Icy stopped entrying. Valyn stopped smoking. They all just stared at their phones whispering "Elite... Status...". Now it's a business model. Coach just walks into the pre-match room "Alright boys, today we are running the 'Maximum Layover Strat.' We lose to the China team in regulation, force overtime against the EMEA squad so we get delayed in Tokyo for 14 hours, and if we can throw the decider in a way that sends us through Istanbul layover... that's 45,000 bonus points and free lounge access with unlimited croissants." The analysts aren't even watching VODs anymore. They're on the rewards app. "If we drop to lower bracket round 1 we get routed through Dubai. Dubai has the Emirates lounge with the unlimited champagne. If we somehow make Grands we only get Qatar Airways and their lounge is mid. We cannot afford to win this game. Every single player is in on it. BabyBay shows up to the server with a neck pillow already on. "Sorry guys, gotta keep the neck supported for the 17 hour flight we're about to earn."

[J.C. Carter show @CarterJahad]

Mamdani must’ve had them all sing the clean up song