Tristan

Mother, Homemaker, coffee connoisseur, novel addict, birth enthusiast-you know, the basics.

[Tristan @triscitbiscit]

Going through my old tweets and looking at where I’m at now....who would’ve thought that my dramatic bitchy teenage tweets would become so nostalgic? #howthetimeshavechanged

[Tristan @triscitbiscit]

LOL I forgot about this wow

[Tristan @triscitbiscit]

#NewProfilePic

[FMChauncy @ChauncySmartt]

If soccer players aren't allowed to hold the ball with their hands, why don't two players press their chests against it and let the others form a turtle formation to walk towards the goal. https://t.co/3wGoQyrZgM

[chris melberger @chrismelberger]

*coffee shop*

me: hi can i get some tea

barista: sure. chai?

me: no

barista: green?

me: no

barista: our manager is fucking our stock boy and her husband has no idea

me: thank you

[Brother Nature @BrotherNature]

Canela just had a baby so I’m taking care of her and her kids for #FathersDay 😂

[Tristan @triscitbiscit]

@InsideTheLaurel Raise your hand if you too have been victimized by see-through pants🙋🏼

[Tristan @triscitbiscit]

@InsideTheLaurel @McDonalds Thought I was the only one who had that happen to them lol! #whytho @McDonalds

[mothership @court_cullen_]

this fuckin thread https://t.co/pXdzPlafxL

[priyagill @priyakgill]

I hate when couples go out for dessert and Snapchat it without adding the location. Im glad you’re out having fun but IM hungry. How rude😓

[Tristan @triscitbiscit]

Fantastic people😭❤️

[Tristan @triscitbiscit]

She was absolutely spoiled yesterday and treated like the little princess she is (complete with cake, cupcakes, a tablet, ball pit and toys and clothes galore!), and I am so thankful to know that my daughter is surrounded by so many-

[Tristan @triscitbiscit]

Yesterday, my daughter (one year later and it's still SO surreal to be saying that), turned one, and I just wanted to thank everyone for their kind words and birthday wishes!💕