Marissa Amador

this is me now.

[Marissa Amador @trisdoesit]

Just found out that I'm in love. And that I have been for two weeks. Didn't see that coming. #blindlove

[Marissa Amador @trisdoesit]

Sometimes I want a baby. Then my chihuahua starts shrieking because I won't let her in my room and it makes me reconsider.

[Marissa Amador @trisdoesit]

@pandora_radio There needs to be an option on pandora to buy the entire list of thumbs up tracks all at once. That would make me happy

[Marissa Amador @trisdoesit]

Him: I don't want to date someone who's crazy. Me: too bad, we've been dating for weeks!

[Marissa Amador @trisdoesit]

::sighs:: I want a boyfriend..
::two sexy boys walk past::
...I forgot what I was just saying...

[Marissa Amador @trisdoesit]

I love when junkies talk to me about how they hate junkies.. #but #youareajunkie 😯

[Marissa Amador @trisdoesit]

Neighbors saw me naked today by accident. I just figure it's like I'm welcoming myself to the neighborhood.. #imago speedos

[Marissa Amador @trisdoesit]

The moment you realize how crazy you are. #oops

[Marissa Amador @trisdoesit]

So true love is being willing to put up with someone else's bullshit and vice versa? #ithinkiminlove

[Marissa Amador @trisdoesit]

I swear by self sabotage these days. Me: hhmmmm how can I ruin my life today?

[Marissa Amador @trisdoesit]

Hooking up with someone who looks EXACTLY like your ex from three years ago... #idontdrinkblackcoffee

[Marissa Amador @trisdoesit]

Nurse: ok let's check your weight.... Me: uuuh can you just take my word for it?

[Marissa Amador @trisdoesit]

Running into ex while both getting tested for stds.. Then getting food with said ex #themoreyouknow

[Marissa Amador @trisdoesit]

Nurse: help yourself to some free condoms. Me: looks at table. Takes all the lube.

[Marissa Amador @trisdoesit]

Nurse: so what's your blood pressure?me: uuuh normal?

[Marissa Amador @trisdoesit]

#girlsdontlike to drunkenly be called "the Oreo with the creme"

[Marissa Amador @trisdoesit]

#girlsdontlike when you get a half chub while sharing a joint

[Marissa Amador @trisdoesit]

When your day is so long that you just smoke shatter hash in your work uniform. #downtothenametag

[Marissa Amador @trisdoesit]

Apparently last night was a night of many themes. Thank god I always look gangster as fuck

[Marissa Amador @trisdoesit]

@_alinaamariee lol it's true. Hahaha I'm glad you get to enjoy my uncensored social media