T. Mellas

[T. Mellas @trish28s]

@RealMichaelKay Graduated Villanova in ‘88 & wanted to be in sports marketing. Was offered a receptionist job for $13,000. Owner told me to run it by “my old man” since he paid for school. My 1st (former) pro athlete call was from Whitey Ford. My “old man” was all right with it.

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@NovaMBB Too late? Mellas 28 ♥️

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@bellabee13 Lol people r clever

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My blind faith is shaken.

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@ConnorMellas 😳

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Lady in the mall was just looking around urgently & shouting Jesus in Spanish. Took me a minute to realize she was searching for her kid & not experiencing a Christmas miracle.

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@ConnorMellas Subprime fitness is looking pretty good now?

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I feel bad that Meghan Markle is miserable but I’m thinking that if she was on The Crown instead of Suits she wouldn’t be in this mess in the first place.

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The Yankees are never going to win another World Series if analytics drive every game plan & in-game decision in post-season play. Heart has it’s place in October. So do eyes.

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Adam Gase’s head coaching record against the Patriots is 2-6. That is the most hopeful/optimistic/desperate/just plain sad insight offered before today’s Jets game.

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Just heard a group of old men sitting outside Starbucks debating the difference between a posse & a militia. Wonder what they think of Goofy & Pluto.

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The Pakastani guy at the mall kiosk just told me that my NJ Israeli jeweler put a cheap Chinese battery in my Swiss army watch. I’m worldly.

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All is fun & games with this new #FaceApp until you realize you already look like the after.

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Hoping my gym cleans the equipment more frequently than the magazine stacks

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Newish front desk guy at the gym just asked if I come here a lot because I look familiar...then he realized he actually recognizes me from Starbucks where he used to work.

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So far with my new phone I’ve called emergency services in 2 towns & been locked out of usage for 1 minute. #winning

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Receptionist at hair salon to lady ahead of me: checking out?
Lady: no, checking in.
Receptionist: wow u look so lovely, thought u were finished.
My turn...
What time is your appointment?

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@DailyMirror & wth on bubonic plague?!!🤦🏻‍♀️

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Just heard my sister have a 3-minute fight with Alexa in an attempt to have her play ‘the last song she listened to.’ Ended w name calling & cursing. Pretty sure Alexa won.

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Can a toe nail pop an air mattress? Asking for a friend.