Trish

My biggest accomplishment was getting Jim Carrey to reply to me on Twitter. My second biggest was learning how to wipe my own ass.

[Trish @trish43leafs]

#WeTheNorth

[Trish @trish43leafs]

WE THE NORTH 🏀🦖🇨🇦

[Kevin Pillar @KPILLAR4]

Draft eligible players. Today is not the end. If you are not drafted today or tomorrow people won’t be talking about you. You won’t find yourself on any Top Prosepct list. that’s okay. Believe in yourself, out work others and when opportunities present themselves.. take advantage

[Trish @trish43leafs]

Votto sure redeemed himself. I like him again.

[Trish @trish43leafs]

@AnsaarMohamed It drives me insane. And he has the power to influence calls. BS.

[Trish @trish43leafs]

He's a great player, no doubt. But I have less and less respect for him every time he cries about something. Grow up, ya big baby!

[Trish @trish43leafs]

I'm clearly drinking my sorrows away, but fuck the NBA. It is such a soft organization. Toughen up and be like the NHL. Real men play there.

[Trish @trish43leafs]

Love can elbow DeMar and it's just a common foul, but DeMar hits Clarkson's head and he's ejected. Did LeBron suck some dicks or what? #RefsYouSuck

[Trish @trish43leafs]

The Raps were down 3-0 and did not cry about the insanely unfair calls... Why is LeBron always crying?

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[whispers to my dog at the park] is that turd yours or mine?

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

date: is this because i called Leonardo the red one
me: [driving her home early] I'm just tired

[Trish @trish43leafs]

I'm singing every word and shaking my ass to Missy Elliott's Work It while Kitana just stares at me with her head bent to one side 😂🐶😕

[Trish @trish43leafs]

Sports highlights give me orgasms.

[Trish @trish43leafs]

I legit hate The Walking Dead.

[Trish @trish43leafs]

George Springer: I got 99 problems but a hit ain't one.

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[calls my sister while babysitting her kids] are they allowed to smoke inside

[DeMar DeRozan @DeMar_DeRozan]

Man, nothing but prayers to Gordon Hayward!

[Trish @trish43leafs]

Water is the sexiest tasting thing ever