trish

field testing the contents of my future memoir

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my therapist: what are you doing to stay connected with your friends while you’re isolated?

me staying connected with my friends while I’m isolated:

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@instagram how do I complain about the profile grid I can never post a landscape photo ever again and all my photos from the PAST DECADE now have faces cropped dumb

Yall say users haven’t complained but its bc there’s no way to

Change it back 😡

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@tcareuhborni TUMMY

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@Jacquicious I HATE THIS FOR US

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@M_Liwanag SHES A WITCH

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@tenderavacado Excuse me???????

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@BlackBlackSwaan Refusing would be a federal offense

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“I mean who hasn’t drunkenly cried over a mediocre white dude in a bar bathroom”

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@tenderavacado Ew foreigners

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

"the queen's dying" "buckingham palace" "pedophile family" bro i already told you i don't watch game of thrones

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@NaughtyNoj I packed one bowl in March 2020 and have been smoking it ever since

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How do I tell my nail tech I need shorter nails so it’s easier to pack bowls

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“everything is about race with you” yeah bitch that’s what I am trying to tell you

[Ryan Ken @Ryan_Ken_Acts]

Those men were at the constitutional convention on stolen land writing about "freedom" while eating meals prepared by the human beings they owned. Some chewed and swallowed that food with teeth stolen from someone else's mouth. And we were taught in school to call them "fathers."

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If you were bad at monopoly as a kid, you’re in debt now

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Sext

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@BlackBlackSwaan This tracks

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who says you can’t be friends with your exes