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plants. knitting. ice water. funny AF. 28 forever. binge reader. terrible cook but bakes magic. love is a funny thing.

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@xtina1229 Honestly that is one of the hardest parts. Granger still perks up when I say ‘Benji’ 😭

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@missmayn My grandpa worked for the phone company and SAME! 6 kids, one salary, in a Minneapolis suburb. All kids through college and grandma was a GS troop leader.

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Man, was cheering for Iowa bc they were the “underdogs” in my eyes. Loved the effort, shame on the reps for the early fouls on both sides. Would’ve been a great second half without those fouls. Great game and outcome 💕

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The moment I knew I needed to break up with my ex: he was telling me a story about his coworker and I almost asked if the coworker was single 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

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How does anyone afford childcare? I’m about 18 months from having a baby and I still don’t think I can afford it, even if I save.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. idk who she is but she is a monster she is not fit for human interaction

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ME.

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

time to pick out a bottle of wine based on my rigorous process (cutest label at the cheapest price)

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

dj earworm united state of pop 2009 (blame it on the pop) is the closest we've ever gotten to world peace

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My dog uses my socks as emotional support objects. Never destroys them, always has one in his mouth 😂

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I am fine with being single. I can live my life and love it this way. But man, it would be nice to have the support of a partner sometimes. When life just gets heavy. Friends and family help, but I some days I just need more.

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It’s the season when I wake up early to burn myself in the shower and then sit in front of my happy lamp for an hour before work. #winterblues

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Man, this part where Ravioli starts to look like Benji is rough. I’m sure it will get easier, but right now, I’m missing my Bubs.

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And the fall/winter debate begins… do I get preggy or do I not 😂😂😂

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But he’s also a sweetie pie. A fucking menace. But a cute one.

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Just had the realization that, as the days with the puppy get easier, the more often I’ll be reminded of Benji. I sure miss my soul dog.

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Also, this puppy stage is going to be the death of me. He’s a terror. If things are too quiet, he’s getting into trouble. If it’s too loud, he’s getting into trouble. If he makes a mad dash across the house, he got ahold of a shoe or sock or pillow. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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@fatrabbits5 @hankgreen Had chicken pox as a child, so not vaccinated. I’ve had shingles twice and I’m 34.

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I finally have a new bed frame that my dog can fit underneath and she has NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

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One thing I hate about all this weight loss is feeling my bones. NOT a fan. Probably why I prefer dating bigger guys. I like the cushion 😂