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All Baja. No blast.

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Every year I identify less with Kevin from Home Alone and more with the pigeon lady from Home Alone 2.

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@aDatingDad At our age, that's the best time to do it.

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@AliGraysAnatomy You got Tilda??

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@richcoastrican

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@richcoastrican Sinister

[Darth Maul-tism, MLIS 🦇🐈‍⬛🧛🏻‍♀️ @RogueArtemis]

@emily_murnane

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@tayloreayan People still get French tips?

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@aDatingDad I found that recently then got ghosted after almost two months. Just once, I'd like something that seems too good to be true to actually stay true. ❤️

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While other moms are saying Chipotles and Barnes & Nobles, my mom is over here calling it Trader Joe.

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@aDatingDad I definitely need to know which movies you schooled them on.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

It will never make sense to me

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Plus I took a longer than necessary diagonal route across the street so I'd be out in the open for longer. Sad.

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I have an almost empty bottle of water and an almost full bottle of power ade. Walking to my car just now, I held the power ade in my swinging hand just in case I had to swing at a bad guy because it would be heavier and hurt more. And it's stupid that my brain had to go there.

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@BobsBurgersOTD Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it.

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The realization that I would have been fine with the name Aiden had it been a girl's name the whole time

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Who's searching for this?

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@Angelduster44 @oocsitcoms Uncle Phil was one of the only sitcom dads who wasn't constantly portrayed as a bumbling buffoon. I appreciated that about the show.

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@ThatEricAlper I had that song on my MySpace page. Which is a sentence I haven't said in years.