i’m bitches

customer service top - 31 - MDNI

[i’m bitches @trisqueer]

signs you had a good party: someone covered the record collection in pee pads

[Carolyn Wang 凯伦 @caro_irl]

Polyamory was invented by Big Magic the Gathering Player to sell Cube Draft Nights

[i’m bitches @trisqueer]

bday spanks 💖

[i’m bitches @trisqueer]

telling all the chasers at work it's my birthday so they'll tip better

[i’m bitches @trisqueer]

getting microchipped 🫠

[Alka @kygwangin]

Weekend morning

[i’m bitches @trisqueer]

clocked

[i’m bitches @trisqueer]

why are frenulum piercings so hot??

[i’m bitches @trisqueer]

valentines with a gf who has a big girl job is wild

[i’m bitches @trisqueer]

living my best gay life

[i’m bitches @trisqueer]

this would work on me btw

[i’m bitches @trisqueer]

5 Spinerock Tyrants, 2 Blood Crypts and 2 Hallowed Fountains but zero Morcant :’(

[i’m bitches @trisqueer]

me after i make her squirt

[i’m bitches @trisqueer]

first half of 2025: this is the year I focus on making platonic friends and casual relationships

second half of 2025: immediate uhauling

[i’m bitches @trisqueer]

who wants to do this to me

[cats with powerful aura @PowerfulAuraX]

Get well soon kitty

[i’m bitches @trisqueer]

Yes.

[i’m bitches @trisqueer]

they should invent a man, that I’m attracted to, that isn’t married and my coworker

[Mother Eve θ∆🏴 @EVEntually_urs]

this is just how trans women talk when they're not on ambien and completely sober

[i’m bitches @trisqueer]

dating a g19x girl is wild

[Mutt @feralhousepuppy]

no tgirl, put away that black lipstick no one has to get hurt