Trista

I have not updated this app since before it became X. I refuse to accept change.

[Trista @trista_ren]

My sister fell down the last few steps in her house.
"I was just walking down the stairs and the next thing I know I'm on my ass and my eyes are closed."

[debo @killmefam]

Ibuprofen > acetaminophen

[Trista @trista_ren]

@lonnie I love that this is one of the first things I stopped to read after being off this app for a while 😂

[Trista @trista_ren]

I got the sniff AND the rubs of approval of my two cats for my coffe from @TOTMCoffee

[Trista @trista_ren]

Nothing like @TOTMCoffee first thing on Christmas day! Merry Christmas!

[Satan @s8n]

*Jesus having sex*
Jesus: oh God
Her: your dad? REALLY?

[Jenni @hashjenni]

A BREAK. A fuckin break.

[Trista @trista_ren]

Forgot I ordered from @TOTMCoffee best surprise to find in my mailbox after work 😊

[Satan @s8n]

Knock Knock

who's there?

nobody, you lonely loser you have no friends

[Trista @trista_ren]

I love that my cats watch @markiplier with me, they're cool cats.

[Trista @trista_ren]

@caerond 🤢🤢

[Trista @trista_ren]

@caerond sorry for the random surge in tags btw 😂

[Trista @trista_ren]

@caerond tell me why I read the last part in my head with your voice

[Trista @trista_ren]

@caerond I’ll be in the comments when you post it 😂😂

[Trista @trista_ren]

@caerond

[Trista @trista_ren]

@GameGrumps finally bought myself the Link names tee after YEARS of needing one, and also got the fridge magnet poetry set because why not.

[Trista @trista_ren]

@caerond I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TWEET THIS! Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈❤️