Tristram Thomas

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@BMoreRunning

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Watch out: Santa's gonna get you #twsschristmas @BMoreRunning

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@BMoreRunning DK is meat-astic at Christmas

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@BMoreRunning the squinting is for Mr. Boh in a snow storm. #twsschristmas

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Danish white Christmas run! @BMoreRunning #twsschristmas

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Open to public comment http://t.co/c9jcFI4c6P

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Patrick Stewart does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge the right way http://t.co/2R76Nx4g4F

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This is awesome: http://t.co/tWXPzivgyJ http://t.co/vrzwpugrGk

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In a shocking turn of events, the answer to why it smells like manure everywhere I drive is not the vast expanses... http://t.co/2lO4EpnIfT

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http://t.co/EJQHS2mage http://t.co/nWQgU2In3x

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After Beethoven, Johnny Cash is the artist most conducive to productivity.

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Carthago delenda est.

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Um, it's snowing...

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Me: Hi, can I make a reservation for this evening?
Restaurant: Yea, sure, what time?
Me: 8.
Restaurant: So, while... http://t.co/L9vSIWHwcD

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What Instagram was made for: cleaning the basement and finding family treasures. http://t.co/ENAdo5yCOZ

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Power's out, but where is Bane?

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@rmcgrath732 Found this picture of you as you got shut our of the Baseball Hall of Fame. http://t.co/CvuZIj6C

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Mark Bittman: All Hail the Sweet Potato http://t.co/QOXzzi9r

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Shades of Gray: A New Southern Strategy http://t.co/vuZI0aKy

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The Stone: How to Live Without Irony http://t.co/uWvLBdSJ