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#swim4nick #livelikematt

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

This era of men might breathe a sigh of relief and order that extra side lmfao

[raya 🧛🏾‍♀️ tvl spoilers @wisegirling]

How Megan’s story got me acting like

[monty @monty_avo]

take meg’s suffering triple it and give it to nicki minaj

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

I want his ACL on my desk by monday.

[nat 𖣂 @drugssextears]

ngl my money and my funny up

[kartik 🇦🇷🇪🇸 @notsothicccc]

read an article on substack today, called “why do people act like they have tomorrow to love you?” and yes, why

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

we’ll meet again and not in person but in everything you and i loved

[zombie @marsfairyy]

Smoking pink joints taking pictures of things on the side walk

[mk @handslikevap0r]

chimichurri is like pesto’s baddie latina sister

[🍻 @drink2beers]

bad news twin: time is flying
good news: you the pilot twin

u the fuckin pilot

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

Every time I taste sushi I wanna backflip off a table and land in a dougie

[Josh Raby @JoshRaby]

I’ve said this before but: If a plane hit turbulence and the pilot panicked, aimed the nose to the ground and crashed, no one would say “Well, you try flying a plane in turbulence.” They would say “That is a bad pilot. That’s not how pilots should handle things.”

[eisha 🍒 @meishato]

everything you don’t tell me my intuition will

[KIRA 🤍 @Iamkrebkira]

“I have a boyfriend” doesn’t stop them, “I’m married” doesn’t stop them. But “I love money and expensive gifts” that one always works

[ٰ @notsorealfgs]

feel free to dress slutty at my funeral it’s what i would have wanted

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

next year maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend

[A @seattleiminyou]

Sorry if I emasculated you I was spoken to like a grown man when I was growing up

[🖤 @chrisisclueless]

Was gonna flake on going out tonight but a man that can bench press me and makes me stand on my tippie toes to kiss him hit my line so I know what I gotta do https://t.co/Vdpf9c38bu