Tristen

my hobbies include taking model shots of my cats and listening to strangers try to pronounce my last name

[Elliott Canty @ElliottCanty]

well they move fast

[Tristen @trittybitty]

I’ve honestly had enough Irish coffees and espresso martinis today to kill me

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wake me up when Costco samples come back

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One of my biggest pet peeves is when I hand someone my phone to take a picture of me/others and they go “I took multiple so you have options!” and it’s the same fucking photo 106 times like if you’re gonna give me “options” let’s at least switch it up SMFH

[Tristen @trittybitty]

Really craving a good SkyMall read right about now

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Can we all agree that Lucky by Britney Spears is pretty underrated

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TBH I’m kinda excited to be that wise grandparent one day telling the stories of covid times

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

“are you ok?” no but I’m funny

[Tristen @trittybitty]

Just over here crying don’t mind me!!!!

[Virginia Tech @virginia_tech]

Welcome home, #VT25! 🤗 🏠

Your Early Action admissions decisions will be released at 5 p.m. today. 🎉

[Tristen @trittybitty]

Sometimes I just sit back and think about the tik tok algorithm. Like how do they know me better than I know me

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s a new day in America.

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Remember when we used to have to awkwardly soft smile at everyone we walked past??? Thank God that’s over. I’m never taking this mask off again

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Ah yes, 2011, a simpler time for technology

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Still gold

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This photo will always geek me out like literally my cat sitting at the table waiting for her dinner and my dad not even being phased

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Is anyone else fucking petrified of opening Pillsbury crescent roll cans because I am

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If you have reindeer antlers on your car we’re not gonna get along

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Tbh masks are the winter gear we never knew we needed. It’s like a glove for your face ¯\_( ˘͡ ˘̯)_/¯

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by family and friends. Thank you, Alex.

[Tristen @trittybitty]

For an added layer of fun, not only do I have election anxiety but also ‘living in DC during the most emotionally charged election our country has seen in recent history’ anxiety