Tim Ritz

He/Him. Digital Designer, Chicago Enthusiast
Nerdfighter / MBMBaMbino / @dropout fan
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[Tim Ritz @tritz87]

@mattyglesias Maybe didn’t word it in the best way but this is talking about how every part of our economy has gradually started to feel like a scam and I promise you that feeling is very real

[Tim Ritz @tritz87]

@mr1llinois Yeah I really can't believe this is where they ended up and there's no recourse from here. I'm not saying they are all that great or anything, but these were my submissions. I would imagine they got a ton of stuff of at least this quality...

[Tim Ritz @tritz87]

@ashleyrattner 18 seasons of Taskmaster on YouTube

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@EarthBanshee For some reason this looks like promo for a CBS adaptation of a far superior Channel 4 show

[Tim Ritz @tritz87]

@skudiklier @hankgreen @MysteryGuitarM Drew Afualo is my assumption

[Tim Ritz @tritz87]

@kimmykimmie4 You got this Kimmy! I’m sending you positive vibes from inside this giant Pizza John blanket hoodie 🍕🙏🍕

[Tim Ritz @tritz87]

@FrankieGPhD @hankgreen I'm seconding this! If I got an email very month that was like "Do you want this sock design?" and could skip, and had option to still donate -- that would be so great! (and would help stave off that point in the future of 'too many socks' that others have mentioned)

[Tim Ritz @tritz87]

@jeremyphawkins @joemills2 Second City

[Tim Ritz @tritz87]

@SultanJoe1787 @AniwonKaiser @Vedthalegend @ImNotOwned This is misogyny erasure!

[Tim Ritz @tritz87]

@JesseThorn @JordanJesseGo A felt pennant that says Momentous Occassion

[Tim Ritz @tritz87]

@krzyart @JesseThorn @JordanJesseGo Or like a two sided mug with a dark side and a light side with the two nicknames. I’d absolutely buy this!

[Tim Ritz @tritz87]

@_MarsTina Omg this was mine:

[Tim Ritz @tritz87]

@coastal_hoe Wild that this tweet is how I learned about the Southwick Jog

[Tim Ritz @tritz87]

@mgn_blk @the_transit_guy Gotta pump up with the menacing Mars and then let Jupiter wash over you in all its glory!

[Tim Ritz @tritz87]

@the_transit_guy Tchaikovsky’s 6th / Respighi Ancient Airs & Dances / Sibelius 2nd

(can’t pick one. even picking 3 is too hard)

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

"I have concepts of a plan."

[A Tribe Called Breast @_ItsMissBre]

DENTAL CARE IS HEALTHCARE. It should be TRULY covered. Teeth are bones!!!!!

[Tim Ritz @tritz87]

@MaxPi314 @hankgreen Yes, but they can make inset handles molded right into the standard lid diameter so they can still be made cheap & shipped tight together and stuff