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Put the ‘Why’ in YOLO

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

Me returning back to the hoes in the section after texting my girl “I’d rather be at home with you”

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

wife: and you’re sure you looked in the pantry?

me: yeah

wife:

[naiive @naiivememe]

her : “ you’re the first guy i brought home”

me: “ for real ? “

her cat :

[tadeo 🇦🇷☀️ @ClSFOBIA]

apoyabas a messi cuando todos los hacian y le soltaste la mano cuando todos lo hacian xq no tenes criterio propio y t dejas llevar x el resto eso da mas verguenza hermana

[MJay 🇪🇸🇧🇷🇺🇸🇨🇦 @SinhaleseSavage]

the whole "rigged for Argentina" online discourse is a great case study on how the general population is frighteningly easy to manipulate with simple propaganda. and how it's especially effective on the less educated, or "casuals"/"larpers"

[Sean Cranston @themoviedadsc]

Wives anytime they see their husband relaxing:

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

When the Starbucks barista tells me their new toilets are uncloggable.

[PES MIL GRAU @Pesgrau]

*Mensagem ignorada enviada há 5 horas*

*Story postado há 2 minutos*

Eu:

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

I’m sorry but I cannot root against Argentina

[American Euro @USEuroAesthetic]

I’m sorry but I cannot root against Argentina

[Charly Wargnier @DataChaz]

life before this tweet:

[Messi Anıları @messianilari]

🗣️ Erling Haaland:

"Let's go, GOAT!"

[mad tsai @MadTsai]

parasites in our vegetables, data centers poisoning the water, flock cameras being built on every block, ICE agents killing people left and right… fuck donald trump and anyone who voted for him

[Sidetalk Sports @sidetalksports]

GENERATIONAL AURA LOSS 🥀

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

Argentina = Knicks

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Biggest theft of our lives. That was our money and they handed the refund to corporations instead of back to you

[the spotless mind🌊✍🏽 @LuvlyMarsh]

Niggas frying the planet for bullshit

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

There is no such thing as absolute immunity. The vice president is trying to tell us the president’s personal military can kill people without consequence.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days.

ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

[Ken Kirtland IV @KenKirtland17]

It’s impossible to build anything in America but 3 Flock cameras on every intersection across the nation deployed in ~1 month