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@foreverrra She stopped her man from getting folded, would have been 1v3 maybe 1v4 if she doesnt stop him. Maybe he had good reason to square up, but isnt worth it.

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@oluok1 Zubimendi rejected Liverpool after 1 phone call with us.

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@_Ventfull_ @Sir_tire "I can assure you he’s not bothered how you look at him. You’re completely irrelevant in the grand scheme of things."

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@_Ventfull_ Doubt it changes much with him wanting Barca. Also for that price he aint worth it

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@_Ventfull_ Bellingham was being a pos

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@oluok1 If our opponents defend any deeper they gonna end up in the stands

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@BallProgression Just summming up his emotions I think. He wouldnt say goodbye until after CL final anyway

[Gabriel Martinelli @gabimartinelli]

After almost seven years at this club, it’s hard to put into words what this moment means to me.

I arrived at this club when I was 18 years old. Far from home, barely speaking the language, trying to adapt to a completely new culture, new life and chasing a dream that felt so big at the time.

I didn’t know exactly what the future would hold, but I knew I wanted to give everything for this club.

We didn’t just build a team, we built a family, an identity, and something the fans could believe in again. To see this club back where it belongs is one of the proudest moments of my career.

I want to thank my family, thank everyone at the club, the staff, my teammates, and every person working behind the scenes. Most importantly, thank you to the fans. Your support, patience and love throughout these years never went unnoticed. You stayed with us through the difficult moments, and this title belongs to you as much as anyone.

This club changed my life. I will always be grateful for the privilege of wearing this shirt.

PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 🏆

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@_Ventfull_

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@oluok1 A winger we signed from Brazilian 4th division for 5 million and a Hale End grad leading our club to a PL title is what makes this title feel extra special, its in our DNA. Wouldnt have felt the same if we just signed superstars and won.

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@lemonsugarmags

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@_Ventfull_ And Nwaneri to replace Ødegaard in summer.

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@HBM_afc Could you say what limitations yesterdays performance showed? Genuinly asking

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@BodegaaCat What you mean? Our fotball is great, we have the most amount of points in England the past few seasons

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@_Ventfull_ Berta signing Gyokeres to make Kroenke get rid of Arteta and then bringing in Osimhen for Alonso

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@_Ventfull_ You accidentally tapping into the potential of the anti Arsenal algorithm

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@ddoublewinger I wonder why fans arent roaring when they watch Raya hog the ball for 30 seconds before hoofing it long, or White taking 1 minute per throw in or Saliba, Gabriel and Raya passing the ball among themselves for 10 minutes straight. Its a real mystery

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@_Ventfull_ If the guy asking questions actually had 1 million to offer he could have these people down on their knees sucking him off on camera if he wanted.

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@ddoublewinger Didnt realise their final game of the season was vs Aston Villa. Emery wont do us any favours. Also I remember City beating Liverpool to the title at home vs Aston Villa couple of years ago.

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@ddoublewinger Bunch of fancy talk to try to influence the decisionmakers in case we go trophyless. Same goes for the comment he makes later about how he is happy nobody congratluated him on making CL next year because its expected now