Trixie

Just a girl posting memes and whatever random crap pops into my head

[Trixie @trixie_1245]

If you're 32-39, you're only in season 1 of Sex and the City...

[Trixie @trixie_1245]

Me trying to solve my problems:

[Trixie @trixie_1888]

Crime rates by race are public information. Pretending they don’t exist while telling women to “just go anywhere” is wild.

[Trixie @trixie_1888]

That I’ll give him my best years and peak fertility, then once the kids are older he’ll decide he wants someone younger and start the family over. Happens too often to ignore

[Trixie @trixie_1888]

https://t.co/B9aUm1vNPy

[Trixie @trixie_1245]

Me looking at my best friend to make sure we just heard the same thing

[Trixie @trixie_1245]

My weekend plans (staying home):

[Trixie @trixie_1888]

Do women actually get more turned on from mental things (texts, tension, the way he talks) than from physical touch most of the time? Be real with me.

[Trixie @trixie_1245]

POV: My secret talent

[Trixie @trixie_1245]

Manifesting a high paying low effort remote job:

[Trixie @trixie_1245]

My bf said he wouldn't be with me if I was a worm and he'd actually use me as bait for fish omg

[Trixie @trixie_1245]

"Why are you dressed
like that?" "Like what?"

[Trixie @trixie_1245]

My dream changing room:

[Trixie @trixie_1245]

"It's so hard to make you happy"

Literally me:

[Trixie @trixie_1245]

If I had one of these l'd never leave my house

[Trixie @trixie_1888]

https://t.co/uhctEs8rmk

[Trixie @trixie_1245]

"I have bills to pay"

The bills:

[Trixie @trixie_1245]

Before I eat: After I eat

[Trixie @trixie_1245]

i don't wanna talk about it

[Trixie @trixie_1245]

How it feels to post on my main: