@duicebiggs 1.) You lied about birth control
2.) He told you he didnt want it
3.) You thought he was bullshitting
4.) Your life stopped being about you and got way harder once you decided to have the baby anyways
This dude thought he was slick going through his girl's phone while she was knocked out. Her best friend got a heads-up and pulled up to the house, banging on the door and yelling "Brianna! He got your phone!" to wake tf up.
“Do I support mass deportations? Why would I do that? These people are contributing to 🇺🇸.”
🫡 @DemSocialists just reminded us about this old Nick Shirley clip where he stopped the wrong lady and got cooked