Tim 🦄

Data dork, with far too much Lego and physical media on the side. 🏳️‍🌈 he/him. Over at these days.

[Tim 🦄 @TRJeffries]

@cineworld No, I don’t - I’ve realised I’m maxed out on my regular bookings, but as I understand it the secret screenings don’t count towards the limit?

[Tim 🦄 @TRJeffries]

@cineworld Hi - any idea why the website says "No unlimited tickets available for this showtime" for the November 8th Secret Screening, but has regular ones to buy? I've no trouble getting Unlimited tickets for other films, and it's the case whichever cinema I try it for.

[Tim 🦄 @TRJeffries]

Since I've no shame, popping back here to plug this, my second @b3ta feature in as many submissions and another Tableau dashboard: which of two pre-YouTube number 1s has more views? https://t.co/9sjuRridPL

[Tim 🦄 @TRJeffries]

UPDATE, here’s version 2, it’s better! https://t.co/9sjuRriLFj

[Tim 🦄 @TRJeffries]

Shamelessly sticking my head back in here to plug the favourite thing I’ve ever made at work, and not just because I spent two days looking up over 1000 YouTube videos. “Oh, I LOVED That Song!”: can you guess which pre-YouTube number 1 has more views? https://t.co/9MsJ9mblO4

[Tim 🦄 @TRJeffries]

Gone back to look at the Blue place, and it’s so much busier than it was when I last used it six months ago, and tbh there’s only a couple of accounts keeping me here (hi @vizcomic) so I’ll probably just pop my head in every now and again - same username there, though.

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

"The sacrifices our four bears made"

[Tim 🦄 @TRJeffries]

So far, highlights have included Mr Brightside, Dido’s Thank You and, erm, Sweet Caroline.

[Tim 🦄 @TRJeffries]

The warmup DJ at Scooter’s 30, Rough & Dirty gig has precisely one trick: take a song that Brits love, play the first verse, then a HAPPY HARDCORE remix for another minute or so. And it’s GODDAMN BRILLIANT.

[Otto English @Otto_English]

Are we supposed to feel sorry for Anne's children who'll be inheriting a bit less of her estimated £32 million fortune?

Or are we meant to be angry that two billionaires get away without paying anything?

[Tim 🦄 @TRJeffries]

Oh, lovely! Thanks to a combination of unnecessary amounts of testing and a basic failure of mental arithmetic, Tripadvisor have just taken a payment of about £50 for API calls for making this, how nice! Let's have some more views to make up for it: https://t.co/Qp4DQexceo

[Tim 🦄 @TRJeffries]

Ooh, fun! The silly thing I spent much of this week at work doing got a plug in this: https://t.co/Qp4DQexceo

[b3ta @b3ta]

B3ta newsletter 928, out now
"FRANKIE SAYS EX-LAX: SHART THE UNEMPLOYED"
This Week:
* ARE HOLIDAYS GOOD? - find out now
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - sitcom monster mashup results
* CONTROL PACMAN - with your own face, at last
https://t.co/Ir8PfKUcM8

[Tom Nuttall @tom_nuttall]

Home page of one of Germany's biggest weeklies right now

[Bob (subscribe to Burn These Books) @PetriClub]

Guy: I’m voting for Kamala Harris

Average Navy Seal: okay? I am a gay pedophile

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Great Quotes in Presidential History

“Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.”

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."

[Jim Pickard 🐋 @PickardJE]

I would have probably mentioned that Dyson owns 36,000 acres of farmland in England which was previously liable for zero inheritance tax

[Tim 🦄 @TRJeffries]

Fireworks are GREAT, that’s something we’re all agreed on, right?

[Tim 🦄 @TRJeffries]

Well this was stupid, made no sense whatsoever without the relevant picture attached.

[Tim 🦄 @TRJeffries]

Is it really a proper Halloween if you’re not drinking a Halloween cocktail (a ‘Ghost Train’) and, erm, wearing a war-mongering Doctor Who T-shirt? @Pavilionendpub @deadmansfingers