Kyle

[Nick Freitas @NickJFreitas]

Dear panicking Reddit user,

Hi, I’m part of the transition team that will help you navigate the massive changes that will be taking place under part two of the Trump administration.

I understand that you have been led to believe that you will all be sent to concentration camps…(well those of you who aren’t deported…JK) but the truth is a lot more boring.

So, first of all, none of you are going to be arrested, fined, jailed, have your property confiscated or sold into slavery. I know your gender studies professor has been claiming otherwise since March, but the only people actually in danger of anything bad happening to them are those who actually break the law, and they will still get due process. Well them and the excess government bureaucrats who are about to lose their tax payer supported jobs, but even they will probably get a nice severance.

You on the other hand will be able to pretty much continue life as normal.

Censorship is no longer the currency of the realm, so feel free to continue melting down on Reddit without fear of retribution from the government.

You’re free to hate Donald Trump, me, the founders, the color white, math, working out, guns your parents and everyone ignoring you on Tinder. You won’t be censored, de platformed or have trumped up (pun intended) charges brought against you for disagreeing with the government.

Now, on the other hand you won’t be getting your school loans paid for by the taxes of the hard working plumber you think you’re better than, but other than that, you are free to live in your mothers basement while you wait for that job that pays you “what you deserve” for all that education you received in lesbian dance theory.

Also, good news. Your taxes are going to be reduced, which probably doesn’t matter a whole lot to you because you don’t pay any, but your parents are really going to appreciate it!

Also there will almost certainly be a lot more job opportunities and a much better environment to start a business. Which again…probably won’t matter to you immediately, but you will appreciate the additional access to goods and services due to increased capital investment, which you no doubt dream about one day seizing just as soon as the Democratic Socialists of America figure out which pronouns to use on their call to arms.

Also, if you do plan to step outside and touch grass, you will be significantly less likely to get mugged or step on a hypodermic needle. (Unless you live in San Francisco…we’ll try to clean it up but the 10th amendment says they’re allowed to live in filth if they so choose.)

If you have any questions, our number can be found on the back of any job application, so this may be the last time we will communicate.

Thanks again, welcome back to America!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The government should not be allowed to barge into your house and kill your pet! That’s messed up.

Even if it is illegal to have a pet squirrel (which it shouldn’t be), why kill PNut instead of simply releasing him into the forest!?

[Kyle @trkyled]

Clay Holmes 🗑️🤡

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@libsoftiktok Great question

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The head of the Secret Service and the leader of this security detail should resign

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is actually happening!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This administration is both importing voters and creating a national security threat from unvetted illegal immigrants.

It is highly probable that the groundwork is being laid for something far worse than 9/11. Just a matter of time.

[Kyle @trkyled]

Wow how does @DKSportsbook not void this bet since anthony edwards left at half time for personal reasons. Smh

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

@POTUS Failing to support America at this critical moment will never be forgotten.

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

Ep. 46 The Alex Jones Interview

TIMESTAMPS:

2:46 Alex Jones predictions
15:07 Deplatforming
21:59 Dividing us on race
25:37 The border
28:09 Austin
32:12 New World Order
42:09 Brian Stelter demon video
50:57 Depopulation
1:07:51 Food
1:13:51 Whiskey
1:16:22 Presidential election

[Kyle @trkyled]

@JHarden13 @adidasHoops 🤡

[Kyle @trkyled]

@robreiner 😂😂

[Kyle @trkyled]

@yoyoel your a cancer to society

[Kyle @trkyled]

@nytimes New York Times is a joke

[John McAfee @officialmcafee]

I once had everything.

After uncountable lawsuits and the reach of the FED's I now have nothing.

But inside these prison bars I have never felt more free.

The things you believe you own, in reality own you.

[Timothy Sykes @timothysykes]

RETWEET THIS IF YOU’RE READY FOR THE UPCOMING WEEK! ARE YOU PREPARED FOR BATTLE?!?

[Lakers UK | News & Updates @lalakersuk]

This tribute by Dr Dre is incredible.

We love you, Kobe! 💜💛

#LakeShow

https://t.co/9rtUPf9ZDc

[Blake Harris @BlakeHHarris]

You can see how visibly pissed Cody Bellinger is when talking about the Astros

[Kobe Bryant @kobebryant]

Continuing to move the game forward @KingJames. Much respect my brother 💪🏾 #33644

[Bad Sports Refs @BadSportsRefs]

Tony Romo even knows what the refs are saying to each other #TENvsKC