Trench Strategy

The world's first memecoin treasury company.
We collect creator fees, buy real tokenized stocks every 60s, and ship them to your wallet.

[Trench Strategy @trnchstrategy]

$TRNCH is the first memecoin treasury company. TrenchStrategy collects creator fees on https://t.co/14PPuZA16V and uses them to buy real tokenized stocks every minute, forever. Holders get the stocks.

Stocks just hit all-time highs across the board. NVDA, AAPL, GOOGL, META every name printing tops. Meanwhile Strategy's STRC keeps running the best ponzi in finance: issue stock, buy BTC, BTC rips, issue more stock. Forever yield.
Memecoins are still backed by vibes. We thought it was time to fix that.
Every sixty seconds the contract claims creator fees and splits them three ways.
Half buys a random tokenized stock on Jupiter — NVDAx, AAPLx, TSLAx, GOOGLx, METAx and airdrops it to $TRNCH holders, weighted by how much they hold and how long.
A third stays in the TrenchStrategy treasury, forever. A fifth buys $TRNCH on https://t.co/14PPuZA16V and burns it through the SPL burn instruction.

If $TRNCH drops more than 30% in sixty seconds, the treasury sells 15% of its stocks and burns the proceeds in $TRNCH. Strategy doesn't defend its chart. We do.

$TRNCH is STRC, but on Solana. Same loop. Smarter defense.
CA: 5CMVwLWYGadZXqwBCPXbhehgZmCvh8J8M6CN3Fqtpump
→ https://t.co/2oypbbRxYu

[Trench Strategy @trnchstrategy]

This man knows what to buy. $TRNCH. And that's all you need.

[Trench Strategy @trnchstrategy]

Buy $TRNCH - Get xStocks automatically

[Trench Strategy @trnchstrategy]

I wonder what ticker he is shilling.
Isn't it $TRNCH?

[Trench Strategy @trnchstrategy]

Are we eating another dip here?

[Trench Strategy @trnchstrategy]

Strong words, ty michael for support here

[BIGWARZ @bigwarzeth]

got my stocks lmao

[Trench Strategy @trnchstrategy]

Hope you survived this dip before migration

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

HODL

[Trench Strategy @trnchstrategy]

Migratiooooooooon!

[Trench Strategy @trnchstrategy]

So close to the migration guys!

[Trench Strategy @trnchstrategy]

1,580,224 $TRNCH has been burned

https://t.co/vgmAleY8wT

[Trench Strategy @trnchstrategy]

Fixing the tech guys just a second

[Trench Strategy @trnchstrategy]

Another one airdrop completed successfully!

https://t.co/LYaNSExTaz
https://t.co/oYCEQjk7Ss
https://t.co/bqZsDG4Hum

[Trench Strategy @trnchstrategy]

Our tech is working fine by the way!
Airdrop has been completed

https://t.co/Z6plsHMDfA

[Trench Strategy @trnchstrategy]

This one is fixed!

https://t.co/vgmAleY8wT

[Trench Strategy @trnchstrategy]

Fixing the issue with the chart on website!

[Trench Strategy @trnchstrategy]

Paying the dex fellas

[Trench Strategy @trnchstrategy]

Supply locked!
Let's get to the migration now!

[Trench Strategy @trnchstrategy]

🔐 Just locked 34,612,903 $TRNCH tokens with @Streamflow_Fi
It's on-chain. You can check the amount, time-period and recipients.

Check it out👇
https://t.co/ImFsv53OOg

[Trench Strategy @trnchstrategy]

Join the stream!

https://t.co/02YKShCrNv

[Trench Strategy @trnchstrategy]

Fixing the issue with the chart on website!

[Trench Strategy @trnchstrategy]

🔐 Just locked 34,612,903 $TRNCH tokens with @Streamflow_Fi
It's on-chain. You can check the amount, time-period and recipients.

Check it out👇
https://t.co/ImFsv53OOg