dave

shit. lets be grimdark.

[dave @trntchgodhead]

“ maybe i’d rather just be
... dave of guy. “

- dave strider.
- gay.
- #hsrp | #mvrp
- lit/desc/crack.

💿

[dave @trntchgodhead]

@Damm3kStRiD33R what

[dave @trntchgodhead]

acknowledge me you cowards

[dave @trntchgodhead]

- ; i wanna make a john too bc i have 0 impulse control,,

[dave @trntchgodhead]

that’s amazing thank you for acknowledging me https://t.co/363hXxN1OW

[dave @trntchgodhead]

hell yeah https://t.co/ofFy00HpLF

[dave @trntchgodhead]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm if you think talking animals are funny https://t.co/sO1cYm0HDL

[dave @trntchgodhead]

that’s it, i’m sitting you down and we��re watching bambi https://t.co/UnUCAuAd09

[dave @trntchgodhead]

you WHAT https://t.co/BulCUBLY1s

[dave @trntchgodhead]

bambi isn’t a show, it’s a movie and it’s nothing but pure art https://t.co/DENCGCKBC3

[dave @trntchgodhead]

its bambi you inconsiderate fuck https://t.co/gGI9WGJA9H

[mothman @mothmanbot]

Mothman is real and he's my boyfriend

[dave @trntchgodhead]

alright then. nuff said. https://t.co/BIkraNeTzw

[KARKAT @SANGUIEM]

YOU REALLY HAVE. https://t.co/oFXk9Zsf8g

[mothman @mothmanbot]

Mothman is real and a rowdy dirty boy

[dave @trntchgodhead]

have i really though https://t.co/MoBXtgkQrT

[KARKAT @SANGUIEM]

OK, STRIDER, YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT. https://t.co/JFkLhu9I1W

[dave @trntchgodhead]

- ; but its also been,,awhile so maybe i’m just a lil rusty https://t.co/yNPodZQKbM

[dave @trntchgodhead]

- ; i feel like i’m a Really Shitty Dave and i’m sorry for that

[dave @trntchgodhead]

oh no
but it totally could
everyone hates super buttmunch
and you’d be like the epitome of prickass and stupid https://t.co/E5uSb7f85h

[KARKAT @SANGUIEM]

I SINCERELY DOUBT IT COULD HAVE BEEN THAT BAD. https://t.co/hQcH9q3Mab

[dave @trntchgodhead]

- ; i feel like i’m a Really Shitty Dave and i’m sorry for that

[dave @trntchgodhead]

or it could have been super lame and would make you out to seem like a fucking buttmunch in a cape
look in the sky
its a bird
its a spacecraft
oh shit
its super buttmunch
the civilians all boo and you’re ultimately the lamest person known to man https://t.co/Dbi65cIKVN

[KARKAT @SANGUIEM]

IT LOOKS LIKE FUN TO ME /:B
BEING ABLE TO FLY AND SHIT.

HELL I NEVER EVEN LEARNED WHAT BLOOD MEANS IN TERMS OF WHAT POWERS I GET. I BET IT WOULD HAVE BEEN COOL THOUGH. https://t.co/9ulvJovgtu

[dave @trntchgodhead]

i need to stop saying ‘or something like that’ so much but also im just never sure of what im saying so