Trace

This life thing is a load of barnacles

[Trace @Trobrts24]

@BleacherReport

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Pat McAfee: "We certainly appreciate the hell out of the American military. And if you're not the United States of America and you hear that sound, your ass better run."

Rece Davis: "That's the one thing the two sides here can agree on, for sure."

[🕷️Tanner🕷️ @Tanner_Slavin]

If you’re old enough that a fall can take you out of commission for several months, you shouldn’t be in the fucking government

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

tears in my eyes everything is going to be okay

[Complex @Complex]

Scientists may have found the real life SpongeBob and Patrick nearly 6,200 feet below the Atlantic.

A NOAA expedition captured a yellow sponge and pink sea star sitting side by side, and marine biologist Christopher Mah pointed out the obvious comparison.

[🎥: via/ NOAA]

[ABC News @ABC]

A waterskiing squirrel stole the show at the annual Alaska State Fair in Palmer on Saturday. https://t.co/FNtXy2rHOr

[Trace @Trobrts24]

@juvenewslive Kolo doesn’t have the clutch gene. Start Woltemade from 1’🗣️‼️ I did enjoy seeing the celebrations of the goal and the way the guys were about to brawl at the final whistle . Glimmers of hunger

[Trace @Trobrts24]

@juventuz @juvenewslive Yes! He’s a bum average player

[Trace @Trobrts24]

@juvenewslive Why do we think things will change with this man! He sucked, returned to Villa and was good, and now we bring him back and no surprise he is the same player as before

[Trace @Trobrts24]

@juvefcdotcom The jackal dude has never watched Douglas Luiz play for Juventus. He’s simply not a good fit for the team. Chico has no end product. Same old story!

[Trace @Trobrts24]

@juvenewslive Douglas Luiz is Arthur in disguise

[Trace @Trobrts24]

@juvenewslive Conceicao thinks he’s that guy but he isn’t…. Maybe he will be but I’d bet against it

[Trace @Trobrts24]

@juvefcdotcom Dude in the photo needs to be subbed off.

[Trace @Trobrts24]

@aziz_zgigi @dancolosimoo What makes it worse is that he supposedly reduced his salary to stay at Roma. And we wouldn’t pay him anything but would pay for Douglas Luiz and Arthur and Poopmeiners, David etc

[Aziz @aziz_zgigi]

There hasn’t been one Roma game where I watched Dybala play and then didn’t end up cursing Allegri and Arrivabene’s entire bloodlines (yes it’s been 5 years I know)

[Trace @Trobrts24]

@Berto_AJC @gianlulamarca You probably want Davide Frattessi, Emi Martinez on our team too. Get tf outta here

[Trace @Trobrts24]

@Berto_AJC @gianlulamarca lol sensitive. Nice one. You have no ball knowledge . Instead, you coward away and you refuse to accept someone else may be right. McKennie deserves more respect than Douglas Luiz. Are you biased because Wes is an American? He seems to have that problem every year

[Vrilbilly @gothnationalist]

Whatever fat stoned genius came up with the cookout menu should be crowned as a true American hero and celebrated.

[Trace @Trobrts24]

@krillinon2 @Jfamily3502 Honestly I’d say a 1.5… he’s a mercenary that would honestly hep villa out in their midfield crisis. He’s in the box to box role yet can’t run box to box. Locatelli proved he can pass and be a pivot. Douglas Luiz is mediocre for us and we cannot be fooled again

[Trace @Trobrts24]

@juvenewslive Why does Chico think he should start every attack when we have Yildiz